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Song Parodies -> "Help!"

Original Song Title:

"Love"

Original Performer:

Michalis Rakintzis

Parody Song Title:

"Help!"

Parody Written by:

Debra

The Lyrics

Michalis Rakintzis is a famous singer in Greece. The parody is about my workplaces view on being friendly to visitors...you can't. You should ignore visitors and do your work according to most of the people who work there. I don't share their view.
Help!
Help me work through this mess
I don't know what's wrong with me
This is business
So I can't go for

Help!
Why is he on my mind
Why does he wear the tight pants
To show his behind
I can't help but look

Why
I have to turn away
Pretend that he's not there
Need to do this Monday to Sunday
Cos' if I don't - there will be much trouble

Why
He has to talk to me
He sees that I'm working
He knows I won't speak to him rudely
I look around - see the coast is clear

Help!
Is he really smiling?
I check every direction
Apart from me
There is no one

Help!
I've heard he is married
But he hasn't mentioned that yet
Could it be they lied
They can't know I like him

Why
I have to turn away
Pretend that he's not there
Need to do this Monday to Sunday
Cos' if I don't - there will be much trouble

Why
He has to talk to me
He sees that I'm working
He knows I won't speak to him rudely
I look around - see the coast is clear

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CrAzY aFtEr DaRk - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you work as a prostitute? They can't go for their clients
Debra - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...No

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