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Song Parodies -> "Huy! Add Shallots"

Original Song Title:

"Oi! That's Yer Lot"

Original Performer:

Menace

Parody Song Title:

"Huy! Add Shallots"

Parody Written by:

Sublim-burn

The Lyrics

Last time I did a well-known and often-parodied Ramones song. This time I've gone with a cullinary parody of a little known streetpunk band's critique of Oi! Anyone fancy doing a version called 'Oy! That's Chalot', already?
Some people say that they don't like bland fare
Huy! Add shallots
Some people aren't so opposed to flair
Huy! Add shallots

Well, we're very sad
if your diet's so bad
Huy! Add shallots
But it's just always a shame
when menus are tame
Huy! Huy! Add shallots

If we made the dinners that you like
it would all be horrifically bland
Or insisting like the braindead
that salt adds enough of a twang

Tear it up
Put it on there
Tear it up
Put it on there
I rather think it's unfair
that you always eat from cans

Huy! Huy! Add shallots (x4)

When the man in the van sells you a pan
Huy! Add shallots
No matter what you pay, they're all the bloody same
Huy! Add shallots
What do you say when your chaw's a chore?
Huy! Add shallots
What do you do when it tastes like tofu?
Huy! Huy! Add shallots

If they stopped doing onions and chives one day
it wouldn't stop us junkies anyway
We'd still have our chutneys
We'd still have challots
sambar 'n' turshi
would still taste boss

Tear it up
Put it on there
Tear it up
Put it on there
I rather think it's unfair
that you always eat from cans

Huy! Huy! Add shallots (x4)

Some people say that they don't like bland fare
Huy! Add shallots
Some people aren't so opposed to flair
Huy! Add shallots

Well, we're very sad
if your diet's so bad
Huy! Add shallots
But it's just always a shame
when menus are tame
Huy! Huy! Add shallots


If we made the dinners that you like
it would all be horrifically bland
Or insisting like the braindead
that salt adds enough of a twang

Tear it up
Put it on there
Tear it up
Put it on there
I rather think it's unfair
that you always eat from cans

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