We did a study 'bout five llamas and a bear
Not into zoos and stuff, but what the hell, who cares?
It was much fun to go and run around in pairs
To see what's there

Everybody's looking so amazed
Poking at the tigers in their cage
Teacher's telling me
"We're doing a study
It's all about five llamas and a bear"

The apes were cool, but found the chimpanzees were rude
They all attacked me and they nearly stole my food
The meerkats bobbing down and up their heads in tune
It's afternoon, we're going soon

Everybody's looking so amazed
Need to do more work for two more days
Time is wearing thin
I need to hand in
My study 'bout five llamas and a bear

Teachers started talking 'bout
How we will read our studies out
But then, my turn it came
My work, it brought me shame
They said it sounded lame
I'd had enough
I tore my studies and stormed out
I hear it burned up into flame

Everybody's looking so amazed
Smartest kid in school had got low grades
I'm not feeling fine
This is the last time
I'm writing 'bout five llamas and a bear