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Song Parodies -> "The Unstockable"

Original Song Title:

"The Unshockable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maximo Park

Parody Song Title:

"The Unstockable"

Parody Written by:

Skorpio

The Lyrics

The Tesco’s lorries make their way through towns
The Tesco’s lorries make their way through towns
A delivery cost... name a price

Digging through towns
Make way, like Moses through the ales
Pick and choose from a wide selection
To cater for the biggest events

Did I use it all up?

Wrappers gather
Until foil is the only layer you see
Scratch away, scrape away
Lacerate, keep scratching!

Have we become the unstockable?
Or have we become this rationed?
Employees are absent
Shelves are looking bare

The human heart is on trial for a limited spell
A human heart is on offer for a limited spell

Promoting offers was your great strength
How do you feel now there's none of’em left?
The moment's gone
For me, you spent too much on bread.

Do you think this is gruel?

Security frowns,
In laughter, behind our backs are our hands
Take them away, put them away
Stand up straight, keep learning!

Have we become the unstockable?
Or have we become this rationed?
Employees are absent
Shelves are looking bare

Have we become the unstockable?
Or have we become this rationed?
Employees are absent
Shelves are looking bare

Conceal that cheese that lingers
In your shed…?
Keep them frozen
Or they'll catch their death

Conceal that cheese that lingers
In your shed,
Keep them frozen
Or they'll catch their death

The low-priced merchants forge their way through towns
The low-priced merchants forge their way through towns
Take them away, lock them away
Take them away, keep learning!
Take them away, lock them away
Make them move away, keep learning!

Have we become the unstockable?
Or have we become this rationed?
Employees are absent
Shelves are looking bare

Have we become the unstockable?
Or have we become this rationed?
Employees are absent
Shelves are looking bare.
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You know who it is. - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
:D. Love you, x.
unStockable - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this Recessionary retail tale!

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