Song Parodies -> Inbred
| Original Song Title: | "Unwell" |
| Original Performer: | Matchbox 20 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Inbred" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Wilson |
I've had this idea since last year, and Stu's comment on my I Can't Get No White Trash Action inspired it more
My date
Comes from white trash place
All her friends are hippies and rednecks
This night
Is just great for lucky me
Tell ya how she got with me
She wouldn’t at first so I just had to lie about something
Told her
I lived in a trailer next to her
Hometown
And so I lied
”My name’s Bucky, I’m just little in-bred
My hair, looks like a mullet
After awhile, she’s gonna see
It’s all a crazy scheme!
I look crazy with this fake mullet hair
Billy Ray Cyrus won’t care
But soon you’ll realize that I;m not
A white trash hippie
Me
Posing as white trash in public
I wore wig out in the rain
I know
Just so it look all ugly
I don’t think I’ll miss her
And it took all this just so she’d go out
With me
We went out to a restraunt
Again
I told my lie
”My name’s Bucky, I’m just a little inbred
Actu-ally a lot more inbred
My sister’s my mom and my mom’s my sis
My brother’s my daddy
”I’m not crazy, just normal impaired
I got long crazy wet hair
But soon enough after I go pee
That is not really me
I admitted my whole scheme
As expected she dumped me
HA HA how I got away!
”My name’s Bucky, I have a brother named Chet”
You said I should go to hell
After awhile, she started to see
That it was all a scheme!
Said “Hair’s crazy, I know that some fake hair”
I said “Ha Ha What crazy mullet hair?”
But after that she threw her drink at me
’T was all a crazy scheme
Yeah that’s not really me
White trash is not me, yeah
Not in the least bit inbred
Normal as can be
Or just maybe?
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson
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Thanks for the 5s
Another one of those "submitted a gold parody on a quiet day" moments
(SOTM) This was not up to your usual standards Jack...pacing-wise and joke-wise, I think you rushed it.
I agree with Agrimorfee. This does seem a bit rushed.
SOTM - I'll third the previous comments.
I quite liked it - after all, relativity can be a tricky subject if not handled properly :-)
(SOTM) It's not the pacing or the rhyme scheme that worries me, Jack. It's the setting ot. Which was also a problem in 'Smells Like White Trash'. Coincidence? Nah. Keep tryin' matey.
Good
(SOTM) See above
(SOTM) clever idea, but you over-used the mullet joke. Agree with others above about it seeming rushed. Sometimes, you have to let a good idea simmer for a few weeks.
(SOTM) Yeah...I think you're beating a dead horse with this whole redneck thing, Jack. Variety is the spice of life! And spaces would have been very nice, FYI.
Not bad. I agree with a lot of the comments above. Definitely potential.
SOTM - HAHAHA! Great stuff. 5-5-5
(SOTM) yeah, why do they all have brothers called Chet? - I had some trouble pacing this to the youtube video, but it was a good idea - Billy Ray was a good idea that you might have been able to use in a funnier way maybe, but generally a good parody, Jack - 555
SOTM - Great idea but I kept feeling like it was rushed, like it could have been more polished to pace better with the OS. Otherwise I really liked it.
(SOTM) I hate it when I'm late commenting! What everyone else said...some great ideas, but I agree that this hasn't been polished enough, Jack. I've seen much better from you. 444
(SOTM) I still think it was better than the other option you had for the month, I guess I have to slightly differ from others on pacing, I thought it paced pretty well, but I do agree on the comedy stance, but as I said, I like this one--even if it could use some fine tuning, it still got a chuckle from me.
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