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Song Parodies -> "This One's For The Dorks"

Original Song Title:

"The One's For The Girls"

Original Performer:

Martina McBride

Parody Song Title:

"This One's For The Dorks"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

This for all you dorks about fifteen
only action you get is from magazines
You'll always have your innocense
'cause no girl wil ever want it

This one's for the dorks

This is for all you dorks about twenty-three
living with your mom and smoking weed
You live off your mom and Oreo's
not caring where your life is gonna go

This one's for the dorks
who've never learned to drive a car
you're pathetic just the way you are
This one's for the dorks
who never accomplish any task
and take without giving back
From Texas to New York
this one's for the dorks

This is for all you dorks about forty-six
who go to chat rooms looking for young chicks
Though, your're fat, ugly, warts on your face
Why don't you just kill yourself today?

This one's for the dorks
who've never learned to drive a car
you're pathetic just the way you are
This one's for the dorks
who never accomplish any task
and take without giving back
From Texas to New York
this one's for the dorks

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