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Song Parodies -> "I Cant Go Poo Without You"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Go Home Without You"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"I Cant Go Poo Without You"

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The Lyrics

Hi, im John. Get away from me.
I asked her to stay, but she was still pissin.
She left before i had the chance to say, ooooooooh.
I heard a big flush, but knew it was broken,
But now its far to late its overflowed again.

Every night you wiped the floor so deep,
saying why is the plummer asleep.
Why does every crap have to be so dark.

I do believe it, I cant go poo tonight.
Just give me one more chance fix it right,
I mean ill fix through the night.
I cant go poo without you.

I cant go poo without you.
Ill finish the song later

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