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Original Performer:

Maroon 5

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Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

OK, just to complete my set of American Football positional parodies. I did say about making a song for DB's. Given the Buccaneers had a rather bad game in week 1, and the Falcons had a great one, I'm hoping that their fortunes will change this week... at least on the passing side of things. I'm writing as Ronde Barber.
Watch the ball rise
Say your goodbyes
Off I go
Some competitions [With Roddy White]
An interception
Hit the road

Your coach overheats
Jumped out of his seat
While I sprint for the touch down, baby

This game is long
Your throws’ too strong
Please don’t let me pick them, oh no

Matt Ryan, I don’t know you
But you will lose so bad.
Since you gave out your secret [last week for his first pass ended up as a TD], oh
Can I stop it?
Oh well, I just did

You’re throwing fast now
Don’t think you know how to throw slow
Oh, where’s the ball now
I got around
It’s in my arms
3 picks, 2 scores and, a sack
I ask you, how hot can I get
And as I wipe off beads of sweat
But then I say: I’m not there yet

Matt Ryan, I don’t know you
But you will lose so bad.
Well I have a secret
Can you stop me?
Well, no you can’t

Matt Ryan, I don’t know you
But you will lose so bad.
We both each havw a secret
Can we keep it?
Well, no we can’t

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