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Song Parodies -> "Will Go Home Without You"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Go Home Without You"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Will Go Home Without You"

Parody Written by:

Jarryd Stewart

The Lyrics

This song was made about someone i no.
She asked me to stay but I wouldn’t listen
I left before she had that chance to say
The food would mend, your depression
Now it’s far too late, you’re far to fat

Every night you would eat yourself to sleep
You said’ I can go for a ages without a bite”
I said’ you wont even make it through the night’
I will go home without you

It’s not raining tonight
That’s just the sweat pouring from your head
I may drown through the night
I will go home without you

The taste of her breath, I new it was chicken
Her constant heavy breathing, would keep me awake
The weight of her thighs, would almost kill me
It stung like a bee

Every night I would go home hungry
Coz’ you ate my food and made me do laundry
I may just die though the night
And I will go home without you

The buffet is over
Let me pay for your food
You ate so much, we’re getting sued
I will go home without you.

All these things I ate, but I never told you
But when I did tell you, that I ate your Gluten
You didn’t have to give me a beaten
I will go home without you

I will go home without you
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
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