-> "Will Go Home Without You"
Original Song Title:
"Won't Go Home Without You"
Parody Song Title:
"Will Go Home Without You"
Parody Written by:
Jarryd Stewart
The Lyrics
She asked me to stay but I wouldn’t listen
I left before she had that chance to say
Oh
The food would mend, your depression
Now it’s far too late, you’re far to fat
Every night you would eat yourself to sleep
You said’ I can go for a ages without a bite”
I said’ you wont even make it through the night’
I will go home without you
It’s not raining tonight
That’s just the sweat pouring from your head
I may drown through the night
I will go home without you
The taste of her breath, I new it was chicken
Her constant heavy breathing, would keep me awake
Oh
The weight of her thighs, would almost kill me
It stung like a bee
Every night I would go home hungry
Coz’ you ate my food and made me do laundry
I may just die though the night
And I will go home without you
The buffet is over
Let me pay for your food
You ate so much, we’re getting sued
I will go home without you.
All these things I ate, but I never told you
But when I did tell you, that I ate your Gluten
You didn’t have to give me a beaten
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
I will go home without you
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