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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Going Home With You"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Go Home Without You"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Going Home With You"

Parody Written by:

Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs

The Lyrics

This is an anthem for all my girls who get propositioned in bars and nightclubs while trying to have a friendly girls’ night out—all you guys harassing us!
I came here tonight to hang with my girlfriends
And have a girls’ night out without our men, oh,
But guys often think that girls with no escorts
Are easy and are all open season.
I just came to party with my girls
And forget the troubles of the world,
Then I turn around and get propositioned.
I don’t believe it!

It’s all over tonight,
So why don’t you just get out of my sight?!
Ain’t gonna be your thrill, that’s right;
I’m not going home with you!

You say that you like the way my clothes fit me
And I’m the one who really makes the scene, yeah!
But I know just why you wanna get with me--
Your dirty mind wants to remove my jeans!
You’re not Adam, and I’m not your Eve.
I know you’ve got something up your sleeve,
Boy, I know you’ve got to be out of your mind!
Better believe it!

It’s all over tonight,
So why don’t you just get out of my sight?!
Ain’t gonna be your thrill, that’s right;
I’m not going home with you!
No, oh, oh, oh, boy!
It’s so over tonight,
So why don’t you just get out of my life?!
Why don’t you go and take a hike?!
I’m not going home with you!
Whoa, oh, oh, oh!

This ring I’m wearin’ ain’t from Cracker Jack, you know,
So back off, buster, ‘cause I’m not your average ho!
I’m not your average freakin’ ho, wo, wo, wo!

It’s all over tonight,
So why don’t you just get out of my sight?!
Ain’t gonna be your thrill, that’s right;
I’m not going home with you!
No, oh, oh, oh, boy!
It’s so over tonight,
So why don’t you just get out of my life?!
Why don’t you go and take a hike?!
I’m not going home with you!
Boy, I’m not going home with you!
Hey, I’m not going home with you!
No, I’m not going home with you!

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Herbz - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Lolz!!! I love this! Though I do like the original version but if a Female singer would sing this, it'd be wonderful! xDD I guess it could be a little like Beautiful girls by Sean Kingston and Jojo : D but this is way cooler! xD

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