-> "This Dove"
Original Song Title:
"This Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This Dove"
Parody Written by:
Violet 3.14159
The Lyrics
I was so blind I did not recognize
The fire burning in it's eyes
The anger that controlled my mind
I whispered a curse and it just flew away
Always to return again
But never just to fart
This dove has taken a dump on me
It got my car too many times before
And it had to let it all out on me
I have to go cause I won't take it's crap anymore
Too many berries fed it's appetite
Kept it dropping day and night
So hard to keep it satisfied
Kept dropping doo like it was just a game
Windows hood it's all the same
Then turn around and leave again
This dove has taken a dump on me
It got my car too many times before
And it had to let it all out on me
I have to go cause I won't take it's crap anymore
I'd rip it into shreds
Let a cat tear off it's head
And grin now everything's all right
My pressure on it's neck
Sinking my fingertips
Into every inch of it
Cause I know that's what will stop the poo
This dove has taken a dump on me
It got my car too many times before
And it had to let it all out on me
I have to go cause I won't take it's crap anymore
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