He was so drunk he did not recognize
The red lights flashing his eyes
He swerved across the dotted line
Pulled him over and he said "hey @#% you!
Let me guess you are a jew?
I knew it from the start...Oh!"

Gib-son has lost all control cleary
He blamed the jews for all the current wars
And this nut is raving in front of me
I made the choice that I won't watch his films anymore

I tried my best to keep Mel all subduded
But he just said "You @#$ing Jew
I own this town of Malibu!"
Kept blaming jews like it was somthing sane
Then he asked me for my name
I told him Goldbergmanstein (yes a jew)

Gib-son has lost all control cleary
He blamed the jews for all the current wars
And this nut is raving in front of me
I said calm down, but he just blamed the jews some more

They give your clothes static cling
They make you telephone ring
When it is 2 am at night
They sunk my battleship
And make old ladies trip
Last week I got the flu
Yes I know that was because of a jew!

Gib-son has lost all control cleary
He blamed the jews for all the current wars
And this nut is raving in front of me
I made the choice that I won't watch his films anymore

Gib-son has lost all control cleary
He blamed the jews for all the current wars
And this nut is raving in front of me
I said calm down, but he just balmed the jews some more

Gib-son has lost all control cleary
He blamed the jews for all the current wars
And this nut is raving in front of me
I made the choice that I won't watch his films anymore