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You broke your belt
When you ate box full-a doughnut holes
Gut is shaking, and so much more
She wobbles in the room
See her makes you want to drop bacon
No boyfriend, don't like jellyroll
Pizza slice is soon dismissed whole
To jump those folds is my one goal
Yes, I choose to sleep with her, Fatty
Yeah, I'd like to honey up her rolls
Yeah, I'd like some seasons to go put on
Then, to not be crude, baste chicken breasts with homemade juice
And girl you're just way too fine
I'll go and set my mixer onto grind
Tell me love is blind
I'd love to eat you and Pork Rinds
I… can't… take
Seeing you in Gym
Cause I know exactly what you think
"Must cut calories!"
Weight to spare
But the biggest weight's your heart
I love to stalk you through Mini-Mart
Don't cut calories!
She's not amused
She knows that less is much more
Must lose her tum to be adored
But my hunny sure loves her S'mores
She really tries to get into Hunk's view
Girl… don't have inner fight
You're are always in my sight
After he's done making you slight
You're average whore, scrawny prostitute
Baby's looking like Anna Nicole
Tell what's the reason that you lose all
The fat that made you, you
Working for those Playboy Model dudes
And girl's now the size of twine
Every guy says, "Looking fine!"
Don't you want to dine?
On things other than root vines
I… Can't… Take
Seeing you this thin
While you enjoy being skinny
Babe, You freaking broke my heart
You're another scrawny, little tart
Once had Masterpiece
On all your beef
Three chairs held your booty
Then models corrupted you
Ads had made you want that too
Beautiful bulimic hoes
These were the girls that ate and blow…
Have some cake!!!
Stop being so slim!!!
Cause I know exactly what you eat
Or this bag full of Sweetarts!!!
Cause you have a Scale Chart…
Asked you to go date him
It's just because you're now skinny
I don't care!!!
Spotted girl, leaving car
Munching on a few large candy bars
Eat those calories!!!!
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