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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Big You"

Original Song Title:

"Let Me Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mario

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Big You"

Parody Written by:

Philzo

The Lyrics

Started off as a parody about how annoying Mario is and how much he must know this and delibratly sings to annoy but then became a parody about school life and teachers. Don't ask how.
[verse 1]
Teacher I just don't get it, do you enjoy marking work?
My God you're all insane, The Head Teacher is a berk.
I don't believe these stories, that my marks will one day be high.
Mad as you are, You still a teacher, and I just don't know why.

[bridge]
(If I was clever) Maybe I'd (understand about) What you do,
(And I'd be coming home) With Straight A's, everynight, doing homework right.
(You are just a teacher) Who understands things,
(Fist full of figures) Head full of names.
(I guess this is a start) To becoming smaaaart.

[chorus]
You should let me bug you,
Let me be the one to,
Give you a migrane for-or free.
I wish you'd pay me some attention,
Don't give me a detention,
What is the work supposed to be?
Maybe you should let me,
Bug you, Bug you, Bug you,
Buuuug you, Yea-eah,
Listen.

[verse 2]
You're true demonic description, you look so bad that it hurts.
You're a scream plus double morphine.
Educations really lame, agree the experts.
Everywhere you go; They run from the nightmare ,
Cause you're bad and it shows, From your head to your hooked nose.
Out of control.
You probably know [bridge] , [chorus]
Any Good?

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I really cannot stand Mario at all. He's butt ugly (have you seen how wide his nose is?), he can't sing and he makes himself look like a prize tit on the video when he (attempts to) dance. This song has annoyed me to the point of snapping. Thank you for making it seem a little less crap. A parody about Mario and how he's highly gay would've been better, but hey, I enjoyed this! 555
Tania to Dumb Ass Kid - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
haha...your comment is as funny as the parody!
Philzo - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Dammit! I typed the title wrong!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This was actually quite well written, you were pretty much spot-on for pacing and had some good rhyming. I just parodied this about a guy wanting to taxiderm his wife to hang up in his house as 'Let Me Stuff You'. Hope I didn't also type the title wrong... 544

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