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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Woods"

Original Song Title:

"4 Minutes"

Original Performer:

Madonna, Featuring Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger Woods"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

My entry into Artistry round 69 for Madonna... Wait a minute...is that right? Wow...that's soo easy...then again, so was Madonna... These things just write themselves...
It's Tiger Woods, and all he has is one woman
Wicka-wicka one woman, eh
(4x)

That's Tiger Woods, and all he has is one woman
Wicka-wicka two women, wait!
Still Tiger Woods, but now he's got him three women
Fricka-fricka four women, hey!
Man, Tiger Woods done went and got him five women
Sigga-sigga six women, hey!
Damn, Tiger's good, he went and got him seven women
8, 9, 10, 12

Come on
Yeah
Golf club
Come on


Come on, now
He's been waiting for somebody
To challenge his role

Well, he was fine
Time after time
He put his ball in the hole


He had somebody, he's gotta wife and kid
A real happy home
But all that was for show


Well, say goodbye to that
Cause now the Tiger's out the bag
Story's ready to blow
(It's a hell of a show!)


We all see her
All wanna be her
But he's got her
She has to have what he wants
Diamond rings and
All that bling blingin'
Wife is swingin'
Wonder what the hell she wants?


His car is crashing
“We bring you this live story with Tiger Woods!”
Golf club is smashing
“Wrecked the car, this isn't good!”
Window bashing
“We bring you this live story with Tiger Woods!”
Rumors trashing...
“We bring you this live story...this live story”


Mr. Woods! Mr. Woods! Give us a quote! Hey!
Yo Tiger!
You say your window is...broke?
“it's broke, it's broke, it's broke” That's him!
Mr. Woods! Mr. Woods! Give us a quote! Hey!
Yo Tiger!
They say you've got a good...stroke
“Good stroke, good stroke, good stroke”


Yup, he's a freak!
What he's got, is a hot sex addiction, yeah


And you know you can tell that he liked it
And that it's good
By the women he chose
Ooh, hey


No way in hell
He has an explanation. Nah


But if he dies tonight
At least he can say he did who he wanted to do
But now, HE'S screwed


First, he found 'em
Then he would mount 'em
We can't count 'em
I hope he got what he wants
Yes, he hit it
They say he did it
All those women
Say they gave him what he wants


The number's rising
“We have a count! Five women with Tiger Woods!”
It's real surprising
“All those girls? It must be good!”
His wife's despising
“We have a count! Nine women with Tiger Woods!”
It keeps on rising
“We have a count! Ten women...wait...TWELVE women!”


Mr. Woods! Mr. Woods! Give us a quote! Hey!
Yo Tiger, uh
Were all those women real...fun?
“Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!” That's right
Mr. Woods! Mr. Woods! Give us a quote! Hey!
Yo Tiger, uh
Ya get a hole in...one?
“Bad pun! Bad pun! Bad pun!” Break down


Par
(He's done, he's done, he's done)
Birdie, uh huh
(He's done, he's done, he's done)
There really were 12 women...
For Tiger Woods

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Matthias - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This topic has been done to death but this is the first time that I've seen this song parodied. So you got that going for ya, which is good.
Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Echoing Matthias' comment and this was an eagle! 5s
Rex - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny how different sports have different reputations...if Tiger was an NBA player, he'd just be living the life everyone expects. They need to put a big counter up in Times Square to keep track of the number of women who come forth. Excellent work!
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This was HILARIOUS, Sync. I usually dont get impressed by "ripped from the headlines" parodies. but the way you introduced it through the song opening, then kept changing each chorus was truly inspired. You also didnt take a side on the issue, which I thought was nice and kept the humor flowing.
Christie Marie M - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Tiger had escaped from the zoo yet again! Great work on a hard OS! 12 WOMEN!!! Tiger is the most savage animal in the wild. You scored 555 holes in one with this satire, and welcome back, Sync
Syncronos - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
It feels good to be back!!!
bobpiecheese - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not usually a fan of "recent news" parodies (being Mr.-I-Live-Under-A-Rock and all), but this was grrrreat! Oops, wrong tiger. 555 women for you, my man!
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I have to admit that I didn't find this all that funny. it's at least partially because I think that the whole Tiger Woods thing got way more parody and news attention than it deserved in the first place. The other thing is the song you chose to parody for the topic made it very difficult to get a long developed piece in there. . .not bad, and I'm glad you are back, not my favorite by you but still has that Syncronos mark to it.
UnKnownVO - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
she took a golfclub to his 'esCalade' so mucho comprade . . . Oh, the trials of the Satyr oSiam !
mike - January 01, 2011 - Report this comment
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 YOU GUYS HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU KNOW WE GOT IN THAT ALBUM IN STORES RIGHT NOW CALLED ABCDEFG IT WAS RELEASED ON MARCH 1 2010 NOW IT'S 2011 AND 2011 IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY TONIGHT I WILL BE SHARING THE STAGE WITH JOSE FELICIANO & CARLOS $@NT@N@ THEY WILL BE WITH US THIS EVENIING AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE @ GOOD TIME WE WILL LEAVE OUR $OUL$ ON $TAGE WE ARE GONNA HAVE A NICE NEW YEARS TH@NK U VERY MUCH 4 BEING WITH ME 2NITE
MIKE - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
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