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Song Parodies -> "Be a Man, Nick"

Original Song Title:

"Be a Man"

Original Performer:

Macho Man Randy Savage

Parody Song Title:

"Be a Man, Nick"

Parody Written by:

Darth Chaos

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the Nick (Hogan) Bollea situation.
INTRO]
Huh Nick Hogan,Florida Hustler
whatever they call you, I'm gonna be your Buster

[VERSE I]
Hot diggity damn Nick I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Nick now ya done turned soft
On tha telephone cryin' I seen ya
Bet that ass's tight's a ballerinas
I knew all along you had gay tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from Nacho like I got a disease
Dude please your pathetic show was a joke
You're avoidin' the hardcore with pole for you to smoke

Try to cop a phony plea the judge spanked you fast
But when I challenged Nick Hogan to a fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but Nick didn't show
Florida Hustler you're at the end of your rope
And I'll stick ya in the butt when you drop the soap
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Nick, your wreck put you in check

[CHORUS]
Be a man Nick Come on don't be scared
You sleep in 5 pairs of pants and triple underwear

Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I've always thought Nick would be my punk

Be a man Nick Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Nacho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you's a chump
Cuz prissy Nick Hogan is a real big punk

[VERSE II]
They call you Florida (huh huh) don't make me laugh
Cuz your drivin and your tv show both are trash
Seen you racin on video, cheap underground shit
While I was in Spider Man, did you see it?
Ya hidin' man but when I find you it's on
And when I slam ya in the ass you'll wish you's never born
I smell a coward mmmm is that you Hogan
Macho's gonna stick ya butt is the slogan
You try to ignore me thinkin' I'll go away
But I'm a keep on messin' wit ya dude day after day
And once you step to Nacho, dude you're through
The joke's on you Nick what you gonna do
Probably nothing cuz you're a yellow punk
You called John's dad on the phone man you's a chump
Cuz if you really got static take it up with me
And I'll sell ya butt out for the world to see

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