santa santa
santa santa

when i waddle you waddle just like that(3)
hell yeah hey santa you got a fat a**


i want tons of stuff under my tree
but my man santas weighin about 390
see i know that hes obesity
will prevent him from fittin down my chimaney
WOW
he gots something to worry about
his a** is way to burly and stout
watch out for his deit his eating is wreckless
looks like a migit is what he eats for breakfast
got reindeer to pull him around
lookin..feelin..weighen about a million pounds....ahhh
pass the twinkes get ya eating on
hes in trouble cuz hes eating those dings and dongs
whats wrong hes figure is way to full
one sure way to fix the problem with hes pants
is to start buying elastic bands
for the right fit

that dude is huge(ya hes fat)
he'll eat a whole plate of food(just like that)
you dont want to see him nude(ha true that)
hell yeah hey santa get a nordictrack

go on with your big a** go and eat something
tell ya little elf that he better be running
man he doesnt care what no one think
man where the heck is slim fast at with those drinks
when the chimaney is wide and he cant get in
he'll just rush the back door and breaks on in

the owners gettin pissed but its sorrta late
so he goes and grabs he magnum fooooooorty 8
most people eatin right but he aint eatin less
thats why he gots a saggy pair of man breast
outta holiday characters hes the fattest
got stretch marks growin all over his chest..ahh
cmon hes gettin naughty tonight
hes given mrs clause mouth to mouth all night
ya shes skurred santa is far from light
to get her from under him you need jaws of life

chorus(2)

santa santa
santa santa

d**** right jenny craig want to slim you down
loose that pouch put away that moo moo gown
hes to big to be climbing on a gutter
i bought one roof dont want to buy another
move over the mrs got somethin to say
loose weight or you aint gettin action today
work wit her man cuz your too obese
and ya got more rolls than a thanksgiving feast

(chorus 2)

fat tub santa
cant stand up cause hes santa