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Song Parodies -> "Seein' Elvis all Over the World"

Original Song Title:

"Pimpin' all Over the World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Seein' Elvis all Over the World"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

Oh yeah...

He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world
He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world

Sing it, sing it
The world, that world, the world

All over the world baby
It's only right that I share my experiences with ya'll
Cuz I've seen things that you'd never imagine
But I'm gonna start at home
When I see the king I like I walk straight up to him and I'm like:
Holy crap it is Elvis
Out there on the sidewalk; just'a shaking his pelvis
Then when I tell people I got proof
They say I'm insane
On the death certificate, they misspelled his middle name
See it's the life that I choose
I take my pics and sell em' all to Weekly World News
Then when I went to Los Vegas your can't imagine the scare
When I was walking on the streets and saw him everywhere
Hmmmm We should try diggin' him up
And rumor has it he has a log home in Europe
My friend Judd claims, a raccoon, Elvis possessed
It sang "Love me Tender" and ran
In the forest
And there's another quite amusing story
Saw him buying doughnuts in the Yukon Territory
And how I've calculated all that I know
You'd understand once you've cracked the Velvet Elvis code

Whoo... Oh yeah

He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world
He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world

I say this with no recants
He rode his bike by my house while wearing no pants
Cuz see me, came in late one evening
Went in my house and saw that someone shot the TV
Tryna tell that I should get a life
How many guys you know could prove that Elvis is still alive?
One day he's on the night shift at the Wendy's drive-thru
Next day he's at Footlocker askin' for blue suede shoes
He deliverd my pizza last week
You see I have all the answers in which you seek
But if you, sweat talk and ask me really nicely
I could probly tell you how he plotted his death precisely
Ten PB&Banana sandwhiches in an hour
He must be my plumber under the name on Howard
His daughter's wedding
He didn't show up it's true
But if your girl married Michael you'd become a hermit too

oh yeah...

He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world
He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world

My pal Judd claims he saw him while he's combing his hair
Stoned in the woods, and fell into his underground lair
Outside my house this morning mowing my grass
Then holding a sign "give change" in an interstate underpass
I's at Burger King orderin' my lunch
Gives back my change, says "thank you, thank you very much"
Look behind you! There he goes again
Oh Come on! Now don't tell me you just didn't see him
He could be an extra-terrestrial
Cause I went to Canada and saw him in a UFO (UFO)
Got a sandwich the other day, bout' to take a bite and
Then gazed for a sec
Realized it looked just like him
You say big deal?
Just sold that baby on eBay for 28 mil (But where's he really at?)
Might've just got sick of Pricilla
Could made like Chappelle and fled to Africa, possible

Whoo...oh yeah

He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world
He's selling cars
He's in line at the salad bar
He is near and far
Seein' Elvis all over the world

Sing it, sing it
The world, the world, the world

"Judd! There he goes, get him. Oh it was just a dog,
no there in the tree, hahaha, we need to stop getting
so high...give me another puff of that"

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Kristof Robertson - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a well-written, wry and riotous piece. 555
ME23 - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
well ofcourse its another great one from the non-asian himself...im just upset because he doesnt hav a new oneon here everyday! then my ife would be perfect!!!
SEAN LEE (NON-ASIAN) - July 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Due to my partnership with recent amiright author "The Artist Formally Known As Karl Yaridovich", this song will be recorded sometime next month and will be on the web alongside Karl's material... so be on the look-out, PEACE!!!!
Karl Ramey - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
LISTEN TO THE RECORDING @ http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=904945&songID=7406511
Blaydeman - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
This is dope. 555

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