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Song Parodies -> "So Fat!"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"So Fat!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Lattea

The Lyrics

I'm back with another parody! Fat songs are so fun to make, especially with his POPEYE arms in the video!
[Intro]
Heads Up! Heads Up! Here's another one.. and a.. oh god.. another one.

[Chorus]
(BELCH BURP Woop-Woop) Why you all in my plate? Takin' a whole bunch of food that I ain't done trying to ate?
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
(Fart Fart Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll stuff you down.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.

[Verse 1]
So, so, come on, come on. DON'T get licked on, licked on. It's the super-size-king-size still eating Biggie Macs. Hammy tastes so sweets, made my homies put the veggies back. (Whoo!) Still sorting snacks (yep), still sugar-packed (yep), and
rope.. i keep it layin' like tubby-fat. That's why I pack a lunch, that'll crack a bench, cause on my waist, there's more
fat than fifty B Macs ! But I ain't seekin' to be appaling, (palling) jus' thinkin' about callin' cuz y'all start deliverin'. Ya
all light as feathers now, nerds eatin' leather now, jus' bought a meal so we eat all together now. So put your napkins on,
kids put your bibs on, and eat around the clock, get dropped, and have your stomach pumped. Cause I'll remove it, snap open
the blue jeans, like hey little stupid, come make me ooze it!

(BELCH BURP Woop-Woop) Why you all in my plate? Takin' a whole bunch of food that I ain't done trying to ate?
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
(Fart Fart Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.

[Verse 2]
I came (I came), I saw (I saw), I hit Dr. Atkin's in the jaw (in the jaw). [x4]

See I caught him with a french loaf, caught him with a bun, caught him with a Krispy Kreme, made that meal his last. Sent him
on his way cause I ain't for that diet, and no trips to the salad bar.. I'm working against the clock! Ass spit 2 farts at the
end of my drawers, I'll make ya ass so white and put an end to your life. Put a Do Not Disturb sign on the back of my chair, and put
the beauty of a fish at the end of a forrrrrrkk.

(BELCH BURP Woop-Woop) Why you all in my plate? Takin' a whole bunch of food that I ain't done trying to ate?
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
(Fart Fart Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.

[Verse 3]
Hey, you share WHAT with me?! I'm gonna tell you one time, don't get STUCK with me! Get down! Meat in mass.. ain't got nothin'
to lose, and i'm havin a bad day, don't make me think about eatin' you [x2]

Maann, cause I don't wanna do that. I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Yak.. sit back and watch the women get fat
as hell, so I can wake up in the morning and hear a blonde to YELL. I know it's been a little while since I've pleasured my spouse,
but now I'm here.. you wanna stand around stuffin' yo mouth?

“I can't chew nothin' you feedin' or preachin', so what's up?”
“Don't you see we in the church?, man get drunk on that cup!

(BELCH BURP Woop-Woop) Why you all in my plate? Takin' a whole bunch of food that I ain't done trying to ate?
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.
(Fart Fart Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat
I'm fat! Love smuckers You don't know the phat cat.

[Outro]
Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Whoo! Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Whoo! Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Whoo! Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Whoo! Ah! I am a caffeine addict!
Ah! I am a caffeine addict!

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ghetto graduate - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
this song is funny as hell. althogh it doesny follow the beat as well as i would like but over all its pretty good
Leavemealone - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL

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