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Song Parodies -> "Splash Take A Bath"

Original Song Title:

"Splash Waterfalls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Splash Take A Bath"

Parody Written by:

Lawrence C Rush Jr

The Lyrics

Splash Take a Bath

Chorus: x2
At first I wanna laugh
But now I'm getting mad
Because you smell so bad
(Wash my booty)
I'm ‘bout to lose all hope
Stink so bad I can't cope
Just use this rag and soap
(Scrub me)

That dirt is startin' to show
Greasy from head to toe
And I can't take no mo
(Wash my booty)
You smell like rotten meat
Straight from your head to feet
I'm beggin' clean up please
(Scrub me)
You need to understand
Make washin' up your plan
Then I can be your man
(Wash my booty)
I think of rottin' flesh
That's when you smell your best
You're stinkin' me to death
(Scrub me)
I see you're kinda thick
And yeah, your face is slick
But your dirt makes me sick
(Wash my booty)
You smellin' mighty fine
No bump that I just lied
You stink like something died
(Scrub me)
Yo dirt is an offense
Soap yourself up then rinse
This just don't make no sense
(Wash my booty)
You're such a nasty broad
You always smell real odd
You make me say “Good Lawd”
(Scrub me)

Chorus: x2

I think it's such a shame
Your stench drives me insane
And you're the one to blame
(Wash my booty)
I gotta let you know
That you smell terrible
Man, it's incredible
(Scrub me)
Your dirt has turned to crust
And all I smell is must
Man it's ridiculous
(Wash my booty)
Your teeth are brown and stank
Your breath is hot and rank
Clean up for goodness sake
(Scrub me)
You need to wash up quick
And don't forget your pits
Before you make me sick
(Wash my booty)
See now I gotta clown
You turn the water brown
Your dirt weighs 50 pounds
(Scrub me)
I'd like to fall in love
See hearts and stars and doves
But first you gotta scrub
(Wash my booty)
Your dirty is here to stay
Looks like you're made of clay
You need to bathe today
(Scrub me)

Chorus: x2

You know what wouldn't hurt
Some bath and body works
‘cause all I see is dirt
(Wash my booty)
You're such a dirty girl
You make my nose hairs curl
I think I'm gonna hurl
(Scrub me)
You need to soak in acid
You're overripe and rancid
Damn baby I can't stand it
(Wash my booty)
Relief has come at last
Now I can stand you're ass
Just bought a gas mask
(Scrub me)

Chorus: out

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Saider E. - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Rhyming which made it extra funny

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