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Song Parodies -> "Eat Up"

Original Song Title:

"Stand Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Eat Up"

Parody Written by:

Lawrence C Rush Jr

The Lyrics

Eat Up

When I chew you chew (just like that) x3
Hell Yeah, hey waitress, bring that back

When I chew you chew (just like that) x3
Hell Yeah, hey waitress, bring that back

How you ain't gon' eat?
Do it for me
‘cause I paid for it girl
you know this food ain't free
spent dat dough
you know that ‘cha boy ain't cheap
so now it's time to eat
get full and leave
you ain't got nothin' to worry about
get gas
no one's around
so let it out
watch out for the spaghetti
the meatballs are massive
you eat too quick
and you're gonna need antacid
I came here just to fill your gut
Hopin' that the food will inflate your butt (ha)
Pass the A-1
The meat is on
I'm gonna sit and watch'cha eat
‘til your food is gone
what's wrong?
I just came to get you fed
‘cause I'm tryin' to make you thick
like a loaf of bread
and the no.1 reason that you need to throw down
is you only weigh 50 pounds (so eat)


Down with the slim fast
It's time to eat something
Maybe pork chops
Or a cornbread muffin
Some eggs
And maybe some sausage links
And wash it down with whatever you can find to drink
It's time to gain weight
‘cause you're really thin
so open up your mouth wide
and let it in
have a chicken pot pie
and some chocolate cake
or some frosted flakes
‘cause they're grrrrrrreat
maybe shrimp fried rice
or a chicken breast
mac and cheese, collard greens
soul food's the best
eatin' course after course
‘til there's nothing left
once you eat it all girl
then you'll need a rest
we be clubbin' tonight
pizza delivery
eatin' slice after slice
don't be shy
I paid and my money's right
Pretty soon you'll be thick
And those jeans'll be tight


Eat up x3
Slow down

Hot Damn
I'm lookin' at the way you throwin' down
Eat it all
But now you need to slow it down
You were two meals away
From being so slick
Now you're one meal away
From being a blimp
Control yo-
Self because you're bein' a pig
Don't eat so
Much because you're gettin' to big
My plan to
Put a little meat on ya tail
‘cause now you ‘bout the size of a whale

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Leavemealone - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
HA HA 5-5-5

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