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Song Parodies -> "Time to Smoke"

Original Song Title:

"You's a Ho"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Time to Smoke"

Parody Written by:

Brodie

The Lyrics

Smoke... (Smoke...) Time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... I said it's time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... (Smoke...) Time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... I said it's time to smoke... (Smoke...)

I'm doing no activities, till I meet my needs.
Just finished puffin', now it's time to smoke some weed,
Without any seeds, or sticks to poke through.
If you got some too, I'll smoke some with you.

Don't be sweatin' it like people do, just 'cause it rolls well.
And why you think they call it skunk? It's got a skunks smell.
I like chocolate, it's got lots of flavor.
I prefer a splif with a taste you can savor.

C'mon and share, we'll split it four ways.
You ask me when I smoke, I'm tellin ya... ALWAYS!
You say the blunt you rolled is just big enough for you.
Well you better roll another, 'cause I wanna smoke too.

Smoke... (Smoke...) Time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... I said it's time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... (Smoke...) Time to smoke... (Smoke...)
Time to smoke... I said it's time to smoke... (Smoke...)

I've been hittin' this spilf all night. But itt ain't rolled right.
This end has a hole in it. The other end is too tight.
(Hey Brodie, where ya going?) ...To the den.
Gotta get another blunt, so I can roll this shit again.

Though it's a messed up world, I'm never givin' in.
I'm chokin' from smokin' while pokin' your women.
We smoked a blunt, in my Jag-u-ar.
I rolled up the dros, that came in a jar.

Bitches get greedy, even smokin' with a star.
The sh*t that I hear gets 'em kicked out the car.
Smoke! (But can I hit it twice?)
No! (C'mon nigga, why?)

'Cause it's not your smoke... (No...) Not your smoke... (No...)
Not your smoke... I said it's not your smoke... (No...)
Not your smoke... (No...) Not your smoke... (No...)
Not your smoke... I said it's not your smoke... (No...)

You didn't look at the bag you chose.
You should have used your nose.
Then you would've known
That it was just Oregeno.

To go far, first of all,
Remember this.
It doesn't mean it's good,
Just because it's expensive.

I see the smoke risin! (It's in my eyes man.)
Damn nigga, just face it. All you did was waste it.
I rolled this splif big enough for two.
I planned on sharing, but not with you.
Listen to 'Time to Smoke' at Brodie's Homepage on AmOnline.net

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