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Song Parodies -> "We'll Steal Pikachu, Yeah! (Team Rocket's Hard Rock Hallelujah)"

Original Song Title:

"Hard Rock Hallelujah"

Original Performer:

Lordi

Parody Song Title:

"We'll Steal Pikachu, Yeah! (Team Rocket's Hard Rock Hallelujah)"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

Sorry I haven't written in a while. SOTM has made me a little nervous... anyways, here is an alternative to Team Rocket's motto: Lordi!!! (Yes, I know it's my 3rd Lordi parody. I'm just a big fan.) And yeah, you probably won't get most of this unless you've watched Pokemon before.
We'll steal Pikachu, yeah! x4

Prepare for trouble, get ready to fight!
Makin' it double, steal them tonight!
The balls are thrown like thunder
The trainers 'bout to duel
Beware, cause we will poach, just cause we're that cruel!

All we need is raises, promotions and stuff
Straight from Giovanni, our boss
We shall not surrender, we'll never bluff
You know our gain is your loss

We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
We've tried for ages, yet we've not stole one right
We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
So just surrender now, or prepare to fight!

The twerps are coming, now shall we raid!
Then in our balloon, we'll hover away
But we're stopped by Torchic's flames and Noctowl's wings
Looks we're blasting off again, we're gone in a ding!

Seviper and Weezing, will make your day rough
Trained for Giovanni, our boss
Wobbufet may pop out, he ain't that tough
You know our gain is your loss

We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
Watch out, it's Victreebel, my head's what he bites
We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
So just surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Marks on our bods, we've got holes in our 'loon,
That Ash is smart, Pika brought us doom
We've tried for ages, but we just failed
Now Giovanni sends us straight to h*ll

We'll steal Pikachu, yeah!
We'll steal Pikachu, yeah!
We'll steal Pikachu, yeah!
We'll steal, yeah!

We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
We've tried for ages, yet we've not stole one right
We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
So just surrender now, or prepare to fight!

We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!
We are Team Rocket, we'll bring poached Pokemon to ya'!

We'll steal Pikachu, yeah!
We'll steal Pikachu, yeah!
Quick question: What OSes would you like to see me parody? I'm already thinking about tackling 2 of the Big 7: Bohemian Rhapsody and American Pie.

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Andria - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so no vote from me on this parody. A word of advice on parodying: Always look up songs that you're not familiar with on YouTube and listen to them several times before obtaining lyrics and doing the copy/paste routine into your word processor. I've never done any of the Big 7, and don't intend to do the whole thing, but some of the songs (such as "Modern Major-General" and "Supercallifragilistic...") aren't commonly found on the radio or on those recordings you hear playing in stores, if at all. It's great to see you back, and I have a parody on today and another from a few days back that I believe you missed. (please excuse the shameless plug.)
DJ Blaze - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria! I'll take your advice and I'll give myself some: post links to the OSes so that obscure OSes will be known. Seems like I get a lot of DKTOS around here.
SamuraiMaster - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
lol nice parody there. Poor Team Rocket
DJ Blaze - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, SamuraiMaster! Team Rocket are the most pitiable of villains.
Silver Power - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Is it just me, or has Team Rocket hit about 4 different voice actors [Their voices keep changing.. Haven't seen the show in a while but I'm sure they're different, since they tend to change every other season.] Fun parody, 5s!
Mark Scotti - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sending you 555 fireballs of power!!!
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was wacky, a perfect song for the topic. Singing this would be a beeyotch in the chorus, "poached Pokemon" is a plosive nightmare.
Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm not versed enough in Pokemonia to appreciate the subtleties of this paradoy, DJ, but it seems very creative and reflective of the topic - 555
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5-W) Brilliant parody here, I must say. Favourite line: "Looks we're blasting off again, we're gone in a ding!" 555, Meowth, that's right!
Leo Keough - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(W) Wish I was more familiar with the Pokemon thing, so I could better appreciate what you done here...Nonetheless, it was very well paced and rhymed and just packed with references on the subject matter!!!...555!!!
Below Average Dave - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm assuming Team Rocket is like the nemesis of the Poketrainer or something? I've heard of some of the pokemon--but not enough to appreciate this one fully-what a unique TOS though Blaze, fun idea, just not very familiar with the topic here.
Red Ant - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great OS (you've got a quite a taste in music), but unfortunately I don't know squat about Pokeman, except Pikachu is one of them. Nice pacing though.
Melanie Lee - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad! I don' think I've seen a Pokemon episode since the year 2000 but I do remember it some! Peek-at-you! I like TV/movie/literature adaptations. 555 and a pocket full of pocket monsters!
Matthias - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked your redneck version of this original song better than your Pokemon one because I know more about redneck than I do Pokemon. Either way fantastic original song and a pretty bang up parody.

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