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Song Parodies -> "A Trekkie is a Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Devil is a Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lordi

Parody Song Title:

"A Trekkie is a Loser"

Parody Written by:

Lozzy-tan

The Lyrics

I got this idea last night when I was trying to think if there was a definate difference between an average 'nerd' (I prefer the term Geek to be honest) and an 'Otaku' (Basicly a geek but into loads of Japanese stuff... and also a Japanese geek I s'spose). I then reliased my anger for the 'others' labelling people like me as a sterotypical nerd who comes from something like The Simpsons. And who caused this? Those pathetic blokes who still live in their parent's basement even when they're way past their 30's. Anyway, hope you like this, I'm not meant to be offensive - this is just for fun. Plus I'm hoping for some medal. Or I'd just settle for a cookie.
We know the meaning of '382'
I bet I have better music taste then you
You all wanted gain without pain
Picard and Kirk are just fairy tales
Who cares if Elm Street's gone too far
Or some dead bloke has his hands on a chainsaw
Snap off their jaw - Onryos can do more
With corpses climbing out of TV screens

Star Wars is so over-rated (Regeneration)
First you'll love it then you'll hate it (Han's such a saint)
And now geeks are never gonna make it (Bad situation)
LOST's third season lost it's ratings
There's hell to pay...

'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
For better or for worse - us Otakus don't care which
'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish
Yoda is my bitch

At the end of Dirge of Cerberus
We got all three G-reports so we needn't cuss
Dub Gackt's voice, if they must
The secret ending just went bust
I get my kicks when Vincent blows his fuse
Cait Sith never gets killed but that's no excuse
Thumbs up, the level is almost done
And you've got to admire that gun

Star Wars is so over-rated (Regeneration)
First you'll love it then you'll hate it (Han's such a saint)
And now geeks are never gonna make it (Bad situation)
LOST's third season lost it's ratings
There's hell to pay...

'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
For better or for worse - us Otakus don't care which
'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish
Yoda is my bitch

Each show ends the same way (A trekkie is a loser)
I can surely guarantee (A trekkie is a loser)
J-horror still rocks hard (A trekkie is a loser)
Kayako frightens the hell outta me (A trekkie is a loser)

Why don't you buy yourself some manga
Who cares if you seem like a prat
You might look kawaii in a sailor suit
And why don't ya get Sadako on your back

'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
For better or for worse - us Otakus don't care which
'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish
Yoda is my bitch (A trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch)
For better or for worse - us Otakus don't care which
'Cause a trekkie is a loser and Yoda is my bitch
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish
Yeah
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish
Whooow
Escapin' to the Matrix, you wish

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Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
As a Vulcan would say, this parody was highly illogical. As a Klingon would say, you are without honor. And as William Shatner would say, Get a life, will you?
Spock - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like some of the lines and yes,Trekkies are indeed losers.
Nine Inch Niles - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yoda is my bitch? Ewwww.
Lozzy-tan - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
XP Meh - mostly negative comments. But oh well, at least I did get a few comments....
More 111s - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Geek fight! Geek fight! Ha ha ha ha! By the way, anything that pisses off that (D)imwit Pacholek has to be doing something right. All 555s from me.

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