Lost a war, came home mad
Got a gun and the kids and "where's baghdad?"
She said "I can go to war until you find another job"
I thought "I like the sound of that"
Watch TV and trim my 'stache
Go from a most wanted man to being Miss Saddam

Well
Showed my son how to fly-by-wire
Crayons blow up the deep fryer
Remind Johnny not to drink 'til 5
Supper's six, traps at nine
There's a laser sight in the baby's hair
Six bazookas in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Miss Saddam

Foosball, ping-pong, swiss chalet
Readin' "Bad Bad USA"
And there's decapitation strikes
That blow up on the lawn
How much smoke can one toke make
The kids won't eat my moltov cake
It's more than all Iran can take
Being Miss Saddam

Well
Showed my son how to fly-by-wire
Crayons blow up the deep fryer
Remind Johnny not to shoot 'til 5
Supper's six, traps at nine
There's a laser sight in the baby's hair
Six bazookas in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Miss Saddam

Before I fall in bed tonight
Better check the locks and hit the lights
I'm gonna set just one more mine

'Cause
Showed my son how to fly-by-wire
Crayons blow up the deep fryer
Remind Johnny not to hate 'til 5
Supper's six, traps at nine
There's a laser sight in the baby's hair
Six bazookas in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Miss Saddam

Oh, Miss Saddam

Chemical weapons, battles in feilds
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it

Honey, you're my hero!