The smell of your breath
makes me regret
that I'm standing in your line.
The air all around me
honey, it astounds me
smells like a herd of dirty swine
And though it may be the first time-
there won't be another time
If I come back again
I'm out of my mind.

No matter what you try to do
your breath still smells like poo.
and it just not getting better.
It makes me wanna cover up my nose
and keep my eyes closed
forever and ever.
Every time I smell doo-doo
I think about you.

The look of your teeth,
makes my stomach weak,
I cant stand it any more
What you ate last week
is still on your teeth
maybe even the week before.
And though you chew on a breath mint
it doesn't make a dent,
I ask the question
"Did someone break wind?"

It made me look at my shoes
thought I had stepped in poo,
it really made my eyes water.
I wanna cover up my nose
and keep my eyes closed.
Forever and ever.
Every time I smell doo-doo
I think about you