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Song Parodies -> "Trench War"

Original Song Title:

"Bed Rock"

Original Performer:

Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Trench War"

Parody Written by:

TheMasta

The Lyrics

it took me 3 days to write this song. 3 entire days. i was happy with the outcome.
(First singer, guy)
I-I-I I can start a trench war
I-I-I I can start a trench war, dude
I-I-I I can start a trench war
I-I-I I can start a trench war

(Second singer, guy)
We got in good, good
Russia is just crazy person bad
They is trying to fight us, trying to find a pass
We are murderers, because we kill man
Knock their guns down, but then they just cry
I hate that they still enter World War 1 likes its all they mean
But they just kept entering back and forth like a baseball team
Cold as a freezing tray
Hot like guns gone astray
Young soliders freed
Battling your enemy’s

(Third singer, guy)
I hate the way you shoot, if you’re shooting my way
This tiny space isn’t enough to run away
Get out of this place, since there is so little space
Let the czar be the judge, that crazy nutcase
Don’t want to see her
Not on the field
She can take a job, be a builder, just to see her wonder
Don’t even see her blunder, because she can work it right
Can’t get my job back
Not even as a bagger

(First singer, guy) (Chorus)
(Okay)
Oh solider
I be shooting you like call (of duty)
Want to gang up on you,
Solider,
Don’t infiltrate my base camp
Call me Mr. Schlieffen
I can start a trench war
I-I-I I can start a trench war
I-I-I I can start a trench war, dude
I-I-I I can start a trench war
I-I-I I can start a trench war

(Fourth singer, girl)
Ok I got it
Let me think, maybe it’s my turn
Its time to do this job, and make my side hurt
They say I’m bad, but he’s not right
I do my job; my boss says I work like a stick of dynamite
Spying on the soliders like,
Me with my telescope
He fighting with a gun mike
He fighting them Russian guys
He’d say “lets fight this war to our bestest”
So I do my job like I’m the best one

(Fifth singer, guy)
Eating some sushi rolls, I really like wasabi
Racing in the trench
Shooting and killing just like chuck Norris
Over at the base camp, can’t even see my wifey
Everyone is watching my back, because I aren’t just anybody
I’m the best solider at standing in line, just to be a winner
I let them kill the master’s, let Russia go and try to surprise them
That’s when they just retreat; need to make a new plan
Oh, are we in a trench war?
Guess I didn’t understand

(First singer, guy)(Chorus)

(Sixth singer, guy)
I like planning
I like shooting idiots
My wife likes romance
I like war, and killing with some friends
She said I’m addicted
I think she’s just jealous, man
She’s watching MTV
I’m watching military
But when my show ends
She starts watching it
Banning
Commanding
Sometimes cooking
My back, it hurts just fighting (fighting)
She has a job, like making posters
And I fight like a veteran’s suppose to
Don’t fight this war for me
Don’t ever try to beat me
I’m just too strong
And way too focused
To be in this war, losing
And just have no emotion
When I said that
She just rejoiced
So I left her
Where her house is
She’s rethinking just what she said

(Seventh singer)
Uh
Don’t got a gun
And I’m not in the army
I am independent
Yea I’m on my own
Hey gunmen
Uhmmmm
I mean chef men
Well, that’s what you do how I see it is what I call it
Maybe I’ll just start to walk
Maybe join the army lads
Hopefully Mr. Schlieffen will let me in
I will not get mad
If he don’t let me in
But I will stay awhile
In the lobby, eating crisp
Bacon for the win

(First singer, guy)(Chorus)

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