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Song Parodies -> "Rumours (Fleetwood Mac vs. Lohan)"

Original Song Title:

"Rumors"

Original Performer:

Lindsey Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"Rumours (Fleetwood Mac vs. Lohan)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

The ultimate mashup! I think it is an insult to Fleetwood Mac that Lindsey Lohan called her new single "Rumors." What's next? "The Wall"? "Dark Side of the Moon"? "Freebird"? "Led Zeppelin II"? Make her stop! She's a decent actress, though.
Loving you ain't the right thing to do
How can I change all this stuff that I really, really feel
The thunder happens when it rains
Gold Dust Woman grab your spoon and dig your grave

But don't you stop, go your own way now
And I'm probably gonna be sued by Fleetwood Mac
It came out before I was even born
Could they accuse me of this piracy?

Listen to the wind blow, damn your love and damn your lies!
There is nothing to say, someone's taken my place
Would you wanna name a song the same as a classic disc?
The spelling is English, as we Americans spell it

I'm listening to Rumours right now
I'm sick of Lindsey Buckingham
I'm tired of John McVie now
Stevie Nicks probably hates my guts

What was the kleyboardist's name?
I think her name's Christine
I guess it's "Second Hand News"
I'll turn my radio off!

I guess my record company loves
People sending lawsuits, don't you think they get enough?
Is my next hit single called, "The Wall"?
Or "Dark Side of the Moon"?
I know we'll be sued real soon

This classic rock stuff ain't for me
I would rather lock me up and listen to Hillary
And I don't mean Bill Clinton's wife, you know
I'll be sued my Mr. John McVie

And Stevie Nicks, Lindsey Buckingham, what can I do?
Yeah, Mick Fleetwood is old, once played in Spinal Tap
Would you give cease-and-decist when I'm only in my teens?
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it, man!

I'm quoting from Rumours, stupid
Track two, "Dreams" is the title
I'm tired of hearing "Freebird"
Because this bird you cannot change

Why am I quoting Skynyrd?
Sweet Home Alabama
Now, you can go your own way
You can never break the chain

You can never break the chain (the chain)
Now, don't you stop thinking about tomorrow

I'm tired of Rumours (Rumours)
Fleetwood, they'll be suing me
Why can't the title change?
Let's make up a brand new word

I'm tired of Lindsey Buckingham
I'm sick of Christine Perfect
I'm tired of drugged up hippies
Jimi Hendrix really creeps us kids out

Why do they think I lip-sync?
Why celeb records suck?
Will Shatner ever stop it?
He is not really even singing

I'm listening to Rumours right now
I'm sick of Lindsey Buckingham
I'm tired of John McVie now
Stevie Nicks probably hates my guts

Why was I quoting Skynyrd?
Will Shatner ever stop?
I'm gonna go my own way
Never going back again

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sayge - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
shes the best i read that she lip-syncs but i dont think she does i think she is cute and A GOOD ACTRESS INFACT THE BEST ACTRESS I THINK!!! I THINK SHE IS BETTER
Andria - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sayge and all the rest of you juvenile, immature Lohan-lovers, Lindsay Lohan has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. Although I am a Victoria's Secret manager and not an actress or singer, I am a better role model for young women, and I am better looking, especially if long curly red hair and curves turn you on.

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