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Song Parodies -> "My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Not Fair"

Original Performer:

Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Michael Tobin

The Lyrics

My Hair

Oh it treats me with respect
and I love it all the time
I wash it 15 times a day
I like to make sure it looks just fine
You know I've never had hair thats made me feel quite so secure
It's not like all them other hairs
It's all so plain and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When I go up to bed It's just no good
Its such a shame
I look into my hair I want to get to clean it
And then it has this feel of its apparent it's all over

It's my hair
And I think its quite unclean
I think its quite unclean
I think its quite unclean
Oh Its needs some care
But its sticky like ice cream
its sticky like ice cream

Oh it's my hair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh its needs some care
But all i eat is cake
Yeah all i eat is cake

Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages cleaning me head
Then I remember all the nice things that its ever done for me
Maybe I'm overreacting maybe I look better than Katy Perry

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When I go up to bed its just not clean
It's such a shame
I look into its roots I want to get to clean it
And then it gives a feel and it's apparent it's all over

It's my hair
And I think its quite unclean
I think you're quite unclean
I think you're quite unclean
Oh I need to give it care
But its crapper than a wig
its crapper than a wig

Oh it's my hair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh It needs Tender Loving care
But all it is is fake
Yeah its actually all fake

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When I go up to bed It's just no good
It's such a shame
I look into my hair I want to get to wash you
And then you give a smell and its apparent it's all over

It's my hair
And I think its quite unclean
I think its quite unclean
I think its quite unclean
Oh it needs some better care
But it just makes me scream
It just makes me scream

Oh it's my hair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh I need to give it care
But it's a big mistake
its just a big mistake

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John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I liked it

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