Shoplift...
Nah nah nah.....

I said lets talk about,
As I walked head-down to the counselors room,
But I just laugh about it, cause' I'm always plotting some plan,
Common....
Deep down I know I'll get it,
But I've got great way how to dodge cops....dodge cops,
Last night I stole a TV from the neighbor's house and never left a fingerprint
Cha Ching...

Sometimes its blue sometimes it's red,
Sometimes the cop car freaks me out,
Cause' I don't give a crap, I've been in the slamma,
And then I go to court, and stand my case to all the fanks,
I watch the guards twirl their thumbs
Of course they don't believe me, so it seems like it's just
Every other Crime....
Nah nah nah....yeah....
Every other Crime....

Sometimes I slip around the halls of the mall and steal a purse,
Sometimes I pick-pocket the kids of their money and all their candy,
But then I think about the time when the cops came to my home,
And you told everyone that I stole, okay.
Sometimes I walk around the town but I was thinking of a plan,
I hear the siren of the police,
And that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it...

Sometimes its blue sometimes it's red,
Sometimes the cop car freaks me out,
Cause' I don't give a crap, I've been in the slamma,
And then I go to court,
And stand my case to all the fanks,
I watch the guards twirl their thumbs
Of course they don't believe me, so it seems like it's just
Every other Crime....
Nah nah nah....yeah....
Every other Crime....

Every other Crime...

Keep it up thieves now,
Don't you quit you know that,
Shoplifting is a crime,
And when ya,
Steal off the shelves and then ya
Take off runnin' down the block sayin'...

I said lets talk about it, as you robbed Hobo Herb last week,
One day I'll laugh about it,
And you can guess where I'll be then...

Sometimes its blue sometimes it's red,
Sometimes the cop car freaks me out,
Cause' I don't give a crap, I've been in the slamma,
And then I go to court, and stand my case to all the fanks,
I watch the guards twirl their thumbs
Of course they don't believe me, so it seems like it's just
Every other Crime....
Nah nah nah....yeah....
Every other Crime....

Keep it up thieves now,
Don't you quit you know that,
Shoplifting is a crime,
And when ya,
Steal off the shelves and then ya
Take off runnin' down the block sayin'...

Nah nah nah nah nah...
Oh yeah...
Every other Crime...
Every other Crime...