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Song Parodies -> "The Jockerwocky"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lewis Carroll

Parody Song Title:

"The Jockerwocky"

Parody Written by:

Richard Astley-Clemas

The Lyrics

Should appeal to Scots
'Twas Inglis an' the Canna Wa'
Did moose an' hoose aboot the game
All frizzied were the Bonnie Lass
An' the ain wraiths oot the nae
Beware the Jockerwocky ye mon
The kilts that nicht the hilts that bricht
Beware the pipin' laddies in yon Glen
The toon that drang banks an' braesH
He took his Gorbals sword in hand
Lang may ye reek ye foe he saw
Soo hoot ye ain by Glarsgy reet
An' stood awa' ye ken ye forts
As' as in gannaboot the noo
The Jockerwocky with aye sacht hain
Cam kin an' fin frae trudge an' laird
An' thairwith fowkes abstaack th'a nane
One two One two an' noo an'noo
The Gorbal sword went jicker jack
He laift it nae' without its braid
He laift it will acquaint aboon
He went an' ganged a wha'
An' hast thou slain the Jockerwock
Coom to th' tairn my hieland boy
Och finna haddie ana pipe me laddie
He pitcairned in his joy

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hoots, mon... nope, sorry the fake Scots accent fails at the third. Very good - this must have taken you a wee while?
Johnny MacD - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Bonny work!

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