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Song Parodies -> "Super Lamo Showdown"

Original Song Title:

"Ultimate Showdown: Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

LemonDemon

Parody Song Title:

"Super Lamo Showdown"

Parody Written by:

Philip Hanan

The Lyrics

Big King Kong was hopping around
New York City like a big playground
when suddenly Spawn burst from the shade
and hit King Kong to make him slayed
King Kong got mad cause he was the king
but didn't expect to be blocked by Yao Ming
who proceeded to open up a can of chinks
when from Hyrule comes our hero link

and he started beating up Yao Ming
then they both got whipped by Spawn's chain bling
but before it could make it back to the Hades
The Godfather started pimpin' out all this ladies
and took an chair out from under his hat
and knocked Spawn out just like that
but he ran out of chairs and ran
the MegaZord could crush any man

this is the Super Lamo Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Super Lamo Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

King Kong took a bite out of the MegaZord
Starting warring like fuedal lords
and then Yao came back covered in blood
but Jet Li jumped out and landed with a thud
and Spawn was injured, and trying to get steady
when Godfather came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
A Belmont took him out with his whip

then he saw King Kong sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his cross which he just couldn't find
'cause Spawn had stole it and he threw and he missed
and Jet Li deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Godfather tried to pole vault
onto the Megazord, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by Medusa's stare, oooh

this is the Super Lamo Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Super Lamo Showdown...

People stepped out of the shopping mall when
down from the heavens descended Steven Segal
who deliver a chop
into the crotch of Simon Belmont
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Spawn tagged off with big Bane
but Segal saw Bane was too big
so he took out his tubes like snapping a twig

then Tommy the Green and Tommy the White and
Marvel Comics' Black Knight and
George Pheeny and I Love Genie and
the Naked Cowboy and Disney's Genie
Universal Soldier, Deathstroke the Terminator, Captain Picard, and Ralph Nader
L. Lohan, Spiderman, the Walker Texas Ranger man
Adam West and Teddy Long,
Hawk, The Crock, and a Guy with a sock
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Steven Segal in his pansey ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their best:
Homestar Runner in a bloodstained vest

this is the Super Lamo Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Super Lamo Showdown...
this is the Super Lamo Showdown...
this is the Super Lamo Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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