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Song Parodies -> "The Samurai Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"The Samurai Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Nakoruru was flying around
With her hawk pal all over town
When suddenly Genjuro burst from the shade
Bringing down Nakoruru with his blade
Haohmaru was angered and begin to attack
Whilst Genjuro had a chance to strike back
They proceeded to do a sword clashing too
While Charlotte just came out of the blue

So she started slashing Nakoruru
Until Charlotte got knocked up by Wan-Fu
As Neinhalt Seiger jumps and catches her
To pull off an awesome backbreaker
Then Earthquake appears out of nowhere
Dropping his weapon and play with Charlotte's hair
As Seiger poked Wan-Fu in the eyes
Thus Wan-Fu felt completely paralyzed

This is the Samurai Showdown of ultimate destiny
Sharp swords and rage explosions, as far as the eye could see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Samurai Showdown of ultimate destiny

Gen-An popped up and killed Seiger
Like Jason Voorhees and Freddie Kruger
Thus Earthquake swings his weapon and Gen-An
Now Gen-An's weapon flew right out of his hand
While Nakoruru's injured, her hawk heats up
And incinerated Earthquake who's feeling out of luck
As Wan-Fu teamed up with Genjuro
While Haohmaru's alongside Ukyo

Nakoruru came back sneaking up behind
Ukyo reaches for his sword which he just couldn't find
'cause Nakoruru stole it and ran away
Charlotte's hair messed up, but she's okay
So she tossed her sword at Wan-Fu's head
Then Genjuro decapitate Charlotte instead
Whilst Haohmaru kicked Ukyo in the groin
And slash Ukyo's head off, shouting "Get the point?"

This is the Samurai Showdown of ultimate destiny
Sharp swords and rage explosions, as far as the eye could see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Samurai Showdown

Haohmaru picked up Wan-Fu's sword naturally
Out of the trees comes Hanzo Hattori
Who can stand in the way of Haohmaru
As well as Nakoruru
Who can toss her daggers right at Hanzo
But Hanzo teleports behind Nako
Thus Hanzo punched Nakoruru through her chest
Hanzo thought Haohmaru must be such a pest

Then Kyoshiro and Shizumaru, Gaira, Nicotine, and Rimururu
Basara Kubikiri, Sogetsu and Kazuki, Jubei, Mina, and Yumeji
Yunfei, Zankuro, Yoshitora, Sankuro, Amakusa, and of course, someone named Gaoh
Kuroko, Andrew, Iroha, Tam Tam, and don't forget his sister Cham Cham
All came out of nowhere very fast to gang up on Haohmaru and Hanzo at last
It's the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, while civilians looking down in a total awe
The fight raged on for a century, many lives are claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better, Haohmaru's still alive, however

This is the Samurai Showdown of ultimate destiny
Sharp swords and rage explosions, as far as the eye could see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Samurai Showdown (this is the Samurai Showdown)
This is the Samurai Showdown (this is the Samurai Showdown)
This is the Samurai Showdown of ultimate destiny

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P-FLO - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
What in the name of god is this about?
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
It's about a video game series called Samurai Showdown. Any questions?

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