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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Lee Greenwood
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Twichick
The Lyrics
so i'm resubmitting this after i accidentally messed up the original performer and parody author section and yes I have heard the song before. enjoy.
On the first day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
A bottle of tequila
On the second day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the third day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condom,
And a bottle of tequlia.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
, R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
an end to Rebecca Black’s career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condom
And a bottle of tequila
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
water for elephants ,
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds,
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
the Camelot season 1 dvd
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila!
my bff gave to me
A bottle of tequila
On the second day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the third day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condom,
And a bottle of tequlia.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
, R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
an end to Rebecca Black’s career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condom
And a bottle of tequila
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
water for elephants ,
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds,
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
the Camelot season 1 dvd
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila!
btw, jcb stands for jamie campbell bower. check out my artist page.http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/twichick.shtml rate and comment and also please realize people make mistakes.
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You must be a glutton for punishment
what is this?
Sorry, but it is just as bad the second time around. 1s.
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