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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The 12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"The 12 Days Of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Twichick

The Lyrics

so i'm resubmitting this after i accidentally messed up the original performer and parody author section and yes I have heard the song before. enjoy.
On the first day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
A bottle of tequila

On the second day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila

On the third day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condom,
And a bottle of tequlia.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
, R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness

R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
an end to Rebecca Black’s career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds for kinkiness
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condom
And a bottle of tequila

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of voldka
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
water for elephants ,
Eight boxes of lingerie
an end to Rebecca’s Black’s Career
Six bottles of vodka
Five blindfolds,
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators ,
Two boxes of condoms,
And a bottle of tequila

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me
the Camelot season 1 dvd
Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood
ten lap dances,
water for elephants
Eight boxes of lingerie,
an end to Rebecca black’s career,
Six bottles of vodka ,
Five blindfolds
R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner,
Three vibrators
Two boxes of condoms
And a bottle of tequila!
btw, jcb stands for jamie campbell bower. check out my artist page.http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/twichick.shtml rate and comment and also please realize people make mistakes.

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Ouch - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
You must be a glutton for punishment
wildcard - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
what is this?
Andria - November 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry, but it is just as bad the second time around. 1s.

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