-> "I Want To Be Sheen's Social Intern"
Original Song Title:
"I Want To Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want To Be Sheen's Social Intern"
I want to be Sheen's social intern.
I want to run his Facebook page.
I want to make the media's ears burn
When I capture all his rage.
I want to write his Twitter tweeting
And his mad disjointed talks.
For if this task I am completing
He'll give me "seven-gram rocks".
Oh I can not wait 'til I begin
For I adore his life of "sin".
With Charlie, it is always win,
And do not think I've been misled.
I do not have the slightest dread
That my boss is a big crackhead
I want to help my boss sueing C.B.S.
Although an intern seldom gets paid.
But it is still a good deal I guess:
Sheen will see that I get laid.
'Though you may sneer at me, and giggle "tee, hee, hee",
You may even laugh out loud.
Still it's my chance to be in that fraternity -
That bad Hollywood wild crowd!
You may say I don't have any shame,
But I know how to play the game.
I'll have my tiny bit of fame,
I know, man.
For you will look like a buch of fools
When I am flaunting all the rules.
You'll see me out shoplifting jewels
There's no other job that's half as keen
As online voice of Charlie Sheen.
I'll post his tiger-blood obscene
It will be my entry in show biz.
He needs me. I'm a Twitter whiz,
And I will even sharpen his
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