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Song Parodies -> "Poke Her Face"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

Original Performer:

Lagy GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Poke Her Face"

Parody Written by:

The P.A.K

The Lyrics

Okay, so like if you have a little brother, you KNOW how annoying they are. I don't have one, but my dad acts like one sometimes. He used to make fun of this song, poke my face while we listened to it in the radio, and say, "Poke her face!" I couldn't resist this parody.
Ha Ha Ha Ha (x5)
I’m gonna poke her every night and every day. (Hey!)
Flick her let her hit me, whatever, it distracts me (bad habits).
Use them index fingers to annoy her from the start.
And after she has looked I'll poke the other side of her.

(Verse)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh.
I'll poke her lots, ‘til she says to stop.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh.
I'll poke her lots, I will never stop.

(Chorus)
I will lie.
I will lie.
I will lie when I poke her face
(She can blame anybody).
I will lie.
I will lie.
I will lie when I poke her face
(She can blame anybody).

(Bridge)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face.
Ha Ha Ha Ha

I wanna fight with her, so much fun it will be. (Hey!)
A little arguing is fun when you're angry. (I love it).
Pushing my own luck is not the same when you are gone.
Don’t get mad when I shove if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun.

(Verse)

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Ha Ha Ha Ha (x3)

I won't tell you that I love you.
Kiss or hug you.
I‘m your brother, you’re my sister.
I'm not lying, I'm just cunning, and always annoying.
Just like a chick in the casino.
Take your bank before I pay you out.
I promise this, promise this.
Grab this hand cause I'm marvelous.

(Chorus x3)

P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face.
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(She can blame anybody).

(Bridge x2)
Thank you for reading! If you haven't figured it out yet, the person singing this would be a little brother who always is bugging his sister. Anyways, email me at ponyncl@aol.com if you have advice, need advice, or you just want me to respond to you. I check it daily. I will not share your email with anyone nor will I forward you random nonsense, Thanks again! Hope you enjoyed it.

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I have the Chris Brown version of this! Good write! ;D
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Aww! Thanks! It sure took awhile- the rap in her songs are so confusing. Glaad you enjoyed it!
Phil Nelson - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but well written
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you! Usually I listen to the song when I check it- it sounds much better this way. Glad you enjoyed!
Christie Marie M - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on the title and the OS! Enjoyed it lots! Poke her 555's! I'm not touching you....I'm...not...touching...you!! LOL!!
The P.A.K's official song writer - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehehe.... Totally reminds me of my friend's little 5 year old brother. He was following me around saying, "You have a big bicycle in your pants!"
pEACH - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I... thought it was gonna be joker face. :'(
PJ - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Not bad. Excellent effort. I wonder if Bob Rivers Comedy Group would perform it... :)

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