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Song Parodies -> "Bloating"

Original Song Title:

"What Is This Feeling?"

Original Performer:

Kristen Chenoweth, Idinia Menzel

Parody Song Title:

"Bloating"

Parody Written by:

JMBrenis

The Lyrics

Just a wierd idea that popped into my head while driving...let me know what you think
Glinda: spoken
I can't believe I ate that popsicle

Elphaba: spoken
Me neither.

Both:
We have a slight problem over-eating here, you see

Elphaba
But I'm out of Alka-Seltzer

Glinda:
But of course I'll try and fight it

Both:
For I know it's the only way to respond, yes. There's been some uncomfort for you see our problem is

Glinda:
Unusually exceeding my waist line and all together quite impossible to enjoy

Elphaba:
Big

Glinda:
Here comes that feeling I'm used to, s'not new

Elphaba:
I get each time that I finish my food

Glinda:
My stomachs churning

Elphaba:
I can't help burping

Glinda:
It just keeps pushing

Both:What is the feeling?
As I clean my plate, familiar with it's name
Yes.


Bloating
Really unbearable bloating

Glinda:
From your steak

Elphaba:
Your beans

Glinda:
Your pudding

Both:
Let's just say, I ate it all

Every little bite however small
Makes my very stomach start to bawl

A simple matter
Bloating

There's a bad exhilaration
In this gas manifestation

It's so gross, so wrong

Though I do admit I ate too much
Still I might have room for one more lunch

And I will be bloating, bloating, oh my whole meal long

Chorus:
Dear Galinda you ate too much food
How could you stand it? I don't think I could

You ate tuna with some tartar
We must try to stand downwind
Because Galinda you're a farter

Glinda:
Should, I take TUMS or Mylanta?

Chorus:
Poor Galinda forced to decide
Over products so disguticified

We just want to tell you, we'll stand to the side

To escape your

Chorus: ***
Bloating
Really unbearable bloating
From your steak, your beans, your pudding
Let's just say, we ate it all

Glinda and Elphaba:***
Here comes that feeling I'm used to, s'not new? I get each time that I finish my food. My stomachs churning, I can't help burping

what is this feeling?
Familiar with it's name.
yes.

Every little bite however small
Makes my very stomach start to bawl

All:
Ooooooh!

Glinda and Elphaba:
Bloating
There's a bad exhilaration
In this gas manifestation

It's so gross, so wrong

Though I do admit I ate too much
Still I might have room for one more lunch

And I will be bloating until dinner

Bloating, gas inside me

Bloating, ewwwwwww

My whole meal long


Elphaba:
burps

Glinda:
Ah!















































***= sung in unison. Also, the parts where the chorus sings and answers back to G and E, just replace Loathing with Bloating, and similar with other repeats as well.I timed it out, and if you say it at the right pace it does work, so enjoy!

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