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Song Parodies -> "Eggs Expired"

Original Song Title:

"Sex on Fire"

Original Performer:

Kings of Leon

Parody Song Title:

"Eggs Expired"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is my first attempt at a parody, it came to me while I was listening to the song on the radio. I apologise for how bad it is.
Home from a night out
Needed some food
I fancied an Omelet
An Omelet

Opened the fridge up
Took out some eggs
Only just saw it
Saw it

These eggs have expired

Raided the freezer
Re-checked the fridge
There was still nothing
Still nothing

A bottle of water
A small tin of Spam
Feels like I'm dying
I'm dying

My eggs have expired
And now
I'm hungry and tired

Then checked the cupboards
And found myself bread
Still not what I wanted
I wanted

Now it's not forever
But it's just tonight
It's too late to buy eggs
To buy eggs
To buy eggs

My eggs have expired
My eggs have expired

And now
I'm hungry and tired

These eggs have expired
And now
I'm hungry and tired

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Simple, but good... :)

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