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Song Parodies -> "Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"Slow"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

Don't you hate getting stuck in traffic?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Drive

Back door locked
I put in my key
I pick up some speed
My engine won't freeze

See some traffic
Stopping ahead
Now you're one of them
Delays that you dread

It's time to hit the brake
And slow the engine down
(This traffic is so)
Today I'm getting angry
No one's getting out

This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic is so...

Now what (What)
There's some construction
The traffic's not done
The drive is not fun

Cars and buses
Cover the road
It's pokey and slow
Here comes a wide load

It's time to lose your mind
And let the cursing out
(This traffic is so...)
Today we're going nowhere
And I just want to shout

This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic is so...

(Slow)

Stop stop stop stop your car
Stop your car
Honk your horn
You won't go far today
Let me see that GPS
Let me see that GPS

Stop stop stop stop your car
Stop your car
Honk your horn
You won't go far today
Let me see that GPS
Let me see that GPS (C'mon)

We are going nowhere (Slow)
Get used to it, traffic (Slow)

This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic's really slow
Slow
This traffic is so slow
Slow
This traffic is so...

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Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Slow traffic is the bane of my existence.
Rob Arndt - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent-555!!!

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