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Song Parodies -> "TiK TaK"

Original Song Title:

"TiK ToK"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"TiK TaK"

Parody Written by:

Kle Shay

The Lyrics

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[Verse 1:]
Lookin at this girl, her mouth is just too gritty
She’s harassin guys real hardcore, her mouth is just not pretty
So will you please, brush your teeth, and please swallow tic tacs
You got a mean overbite, and a lotta plaque
I’m talking – scent of the decomposed, posed
Covering up my nose
Holy crap that’s really gross, gross
Heart-stoppin, begging you to stop breathing
Breath kickin like Karate
Asking you “chick; go and get mints, please”

[Chorus: 2x]
Oh god, make it stop
Baby, go buy freakin gum
Chew Stride, Trident’s fine
Or just try suicide
Tic Tac, you need that
Cause your breathes really bad, yo
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


[Verse 2:]
So just beware of this girl, she just may turn you queer
You will be burning out your optics, before she even appears
Cause her teeth are not lining up, and her breath is a hazard
I posted a pic on Facebook of a cesspool, and I tagged her
I’m talking about
Errybody said she stunk, stunk
Even avoided by skunk, skunks
If she breathes on me, I’ll start blowin chunk, chunks
So, so – just get you some breath mints now, now
Or just puh-lease shut ya mouth, mouth
Puh-lease shut ya mouth, mouth
Puh-puh, shut ya mouth

[Chorus]


[Bridge:]
I might throw up
If I can smell
Your deadly mouth
So do not breathe
This name brand gum
Can’t help you now
That stench too foul
It’s not healthy
Bacteria
That’s in your mouth
My god, it’s foul
And alarming
I might throw up
Keep your hole shut
I’ve had enough

Now, we’re all going to barf, while you’re talkin

[Chorus]
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Flash Flood - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
96 views and no comment?Shame on you people,this is actually pretty great!
tatsumi - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
omg i thought mine wuz funny but this rox

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