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Song Parodies -> "Swillin' Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Million Tears"

Original Performer:

Kasey Chambers

Parody Song Title:

"Swillin' Beers"

The Lyrics

Alcoholics Autonomous.
Drinks in hand... sink my stein.
Pink-tinged eyes... my breath's like turpentine.
Scull my fourth... throw the barmaid a glance.
I'm pissin' up my paycheck... and pissin' in my pants.

I'ma spend the night in a bar... then pass out in the street.
I quaff absinthe by the pint... I'll prob'ly crawl all week.
Drank these beers... sloshed as sin.
I'm havin' trouble shhpeakin'... shhipped too muchhh gin!

Nine cans, white wine... eyes red and wheeling.
I prize my sleight at swillin' beers... my vision aint too clear.

Call my wife... "I'm working late.
A meeting with twelve schooners... I'll leave them at the gate."
Down more beer... and I'll drink to my brain.
I'll drink to the twelve steps... I'll drink every day!

I'm halfway blind... my heart is failing.
My, I've imbibed a million beers... been pissin' up all year.

Talk in slurs... gosh, I stink.
I'm havin' trouble seein'... had too much drink.

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Agrimorfee - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Synchronicity, Luke!
Rick C - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, sorry, Luke.
Red Ant - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Another DKTOS here. Is real Absinthe legal in Australia?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Having grown up in Tamworth (the 'Country Music Capital' of Australia) I was exposed to three weeks of thousands of horrendous buskers, pub comptetitions and award ceremonies, so sort of grew up when Kasey Chambers was becoming famous. (She's now a regular ARIA winner). Anyway, that's my excuse for having such a notoriously nasal performer in my repetoire.
stuart mcarthur - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
if you come to my bar, it's the bar NEXT DOOR, okay? pint of absinthe? crikey you NSW blokes are tough - look what it did to Kylie - 555

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