I'm bringin' my movie back,
The disc is scratched and the case is cracked,
The booklet's torn and the clamps are wrecked,
So head to Target and get my money back,
(Take "em to the store),

They should warn,
Before selling stuff that's so ripped and torn,
Request the manager to nag and scorn,
They should have cared for me a lil' bit more,
(Take "em to the desk),

You work here?
(Get some store credit),
My movie's cracked,
(Get some store credit),
Don't ignore me,
(Get some store credit),
I've got receipt,
(Get some store credit),
What's that you're workin' with,
(Get some store credit),
I'll throw a fit,
(Get some store credit),
Taking a while,
(Get some store credit),
Come on, child!
(Get some store credit),
Man,

Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,

I want my money back,
My new computer's harddrive has been hacked,
So many viruses it attracts,
And all I did was torrent Mars Attacks,
(Take "em to the web),

They're gonna pay,
If I can find my freakin' warran-tay,
It should be covered by Dell's thirty days,
No matter what those nerd bloodsuckers say,
(Take "em to the help line),

Hello, Dell,
(It should be covered),
My PC was hacked,
(It should be covered),
BRB,
(It should be covered),
My IP leaked,
(It should be covered),
Some cave-dwellin' twit,
(It should be covered),
Must've got onto it,
(It should be covered),
Destroyed my files,
(It should be covered),
Took a while,
(It should be covered),
Man,

My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),

(Warranty!
Warranty!
Company!),
Uh, yes,

I'm bringin' my burger back,
There're bugs in it and the rye is flat,
There's teeth stuck inside and the dung of bats,
And you burned the whole patty, and that's a fact!
(See a supervisor),

Hey there, Earl,
(I want another),
This burger's black!
(I want another),
Are those bees?
(I want another),
It has wings,
(I want another),
There's human blood on it,
(I want another),
I hope those are chips,
(I want another),
And a little pile,
(I want another),
Of trash compiled,
(I want another),
Man,

Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,

(A refund!
Yes,
A refund!
Yes,
Yes,
A refund!
Yes,
A refund!).