Song Parodies -> It's Snowing a Blizzard

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me a River"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

  
Parody Song Title:

"It's Snowing a Blizzard"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

This is a typical description of the winters in my hometown of Buffalo, NY ("Snow City, USA") and the reaction of many of its residents.
First we had sun
Then we had rain,
But I didn't know it would all turn to snow, no.
It then became worse—
Eight feet makes me curse
And I never assumed the roof would come crashing down, no!

You don't have to say, weatherman—
I already know—
I've just been outside!
Now there's just no chance for me to stay in Buffalo.
I'm heading to a warmer climate!

Last night's forecast said that
We would be getting just light snow,
But just look out the window
And you'll see the snow mounds grow!
Call out the plows
And call the mayor now
To dig out my home!
My fireplace burned,
But now it is doused with snow!
It's snowing a blizzard!
Snowing a blizzard!
Snowing a blizzard!
Snowing a blizzard! Yeah, yeah.

I know that they say
The grass is greener on the other side.
They talk about our sports teams losing and our snowstorms.
(Those dreaded blustery snowstorms.)
The negative image of Buf-lo
Is killing all my pride.
(Killing all my pride.)
I should've moved long ago
To live where they have no storms. Yeah!


You don't have to say, weatherman—
(Weatherman!)
I already know—
I've just been outside!
Now there's just no chance for me to stay in Buffalo.
I'm heading to a warmer climate!

Last night's forecast said that
We would be getting just light snow,
(Just light snow, yeah!)
But just look out the window
And you'll see the snow mounds grow!
(It looks like ski country!)
Call out the plows
And call the mayor now
To dig out my home!
(It's just like an igloo!)
My fireplace burned,
But now it is doused with snow!
It's snowing a blizzard!
(And it won't stop!)
Snowing a blizzard!
(And it won't stop!)
Snowing a blizzard!
(I'm 'bout to blow my top!)
Snowing a blizzard! Yeah, yeah.

Oh, (oh) the blizzard's full strength,
So I guess I'll be moving!
Oh, (oh) the blizzard's full strength,
So I guess I'll be moving!
Oh, (oh) the blizzard's full strength,
So I guess I'll be moving!
Oh, (oh) the blizzard's full strength,
So I guess I'll be...moving!

You don't have to say, weatherman—
(Damn weatherman!)
I already know—
I've just been outside!
Now there's just no chance for me to stay in Buffalo.
(Not Buffalo.)
I'm heading to a warmer climate!

It's snowing a blizzard!
(Continuously)
Snowing a blizzard!
(It keeps continuously)
Snowing a blizzard!
(Snowing continuously)
Snowing a blizzard! Yeah, yeah.
(I'm getting out of Buffalo, yeah, yeah!)

It's snowing a blizzard!
Snowing a blizzard, oh!
Snowing a blizzard, oh!
Snowing a blizzard, oh!
(Snowing, snowing)
Snowing a blizzard, oh!
(Snowing, snowing)

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