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Song Parodies -> "No Air"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"No Air"

Parody Written by:

Lauren Kurncz

The Lyrics

This is pretty funny it's pretty much about bald people lol
_____NO HAIR_____

Original Parody of No Air
Made By Lauren Kurncz "Lo"

What will I weave with no hair

Girl: If I am bald before I wake it's cuz you shaved my hair away, losing my hair is like living in a world where people stare
Boy: Without hair I look like Mr. Clean, Without my hair I'm incomplete, no barbershops or razors please, understand

Chorus 1: But how, do you expect me, to get a wig thats itchy, in the shower atleast I have no hair that I would have to clean

Chorus 2: Tell me what I will weave with no hair, Now I sit and grieve for my hair, so don't look cuz its not there, no hair so bare: Boy: I cant even find a good wig, tell me is this what you wanted to see, heads so shiny that it blinds me.

Chorus 3: No hair, I'm bare, No hair, hair, No hair, not there, No hair, in despair.

Boy: I walk into a windy zone, my wig blows off and hits you, now i'm bald and thats something even a hoody couldn't change
Girl: Somehow I stay alive inside, you stole my hair and made me cry, I don't know how but I pulled a Britney Spears.

Chorus 1
Chorus 2
Chorus 3 x3
Boy: No more combs, breezy, ooooooooo
Girl: Nooooooooooooo,ooooooooooooo
Chorus 2
Chorus 3 x5
Chorus 2
Girl, ohhhhhhh so hard not to weave
Chorus 2
Chorus 3 x3
No Hair (Boy and Girl together)
That was amazing

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Sparx-1 - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
XD You stole my idea!!
Crazy-Train_31 - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
That was good, it flowed good with the song and was funny, :)
Kendall - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
hahahaha lmao this is great
iRULZ - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL you turned a stupid repeditive song into the joke it deserves to be P.S Does anybody else write LOL when they were actually silent? P.P.SLOL

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