Song Parodies -> No Hair
| Original Song Title: | "No Air" |
| Original Performer: | Jordin Sparks |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Hair" |
| Parody Written by: | Jon Bobkinson |
If I should find a big but old cake
It's a waste to chuck it away
Losing it is like living in a world with no hair
pOhh
I'm here alone, didn't wanna wee
My fart won't move, I stink of feet
Wish there was cake so I can make you understand
But how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (pOhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (pOh hair)
No hair, hair
I walked, Iran, I jumped, I flew
Right off the ground, I float on poo
There's no pee to hold me down for real
But somehow I still fart inside
You took my cake, but I survived
I don't know chow, but I don't even have hair
So how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (POhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (POh hair)
No hair, hair
PooOhhhhh baby
pOoohhhhh there’s no hair, no hair
Hay (pOhh) no hair (pOhhh)
Pooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
No peeing (No peeing)
Got me out here in your daughter’s sleep
Tell me how you gonna be without pee
If you ain't here, I just can't wee
It's no hair, no hair
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna pee without me
If you got hair, I just can't eat
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (POO)
No hair, hair
No hair, hair
No hair, hair
It's a waste to chuck it away
Losing it is like living in a world with no hair
pOhh
I'm here alone, didn't wanna wee
My fart won't move, I stink of feet
Wish there was cake so I can make you understand
But how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (pOhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (pOh hair)
No hair, hair
I walked, Iran, I jumped, I flew
Right off the ground, I float on poo
There's no pee to hold me down for real
But somehow I still fart inside
You took my cake, but I survived
I don't know chow, but I don't even have hair
So how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (POhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (POh hair)
No hair, hair
PooOhhhhh baby
pOoohhhhh there’s no hair, no hair
Hay (pOhh) no hair (pOhhh)
Pooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
No peeing (No peeing)
Got me out here in your daughter’s sleep
Tell me how you gonna be without pee
If you ain't here, I just can't wee
It's no hair, no hair
Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna pee without me
If you got hair, I just can't eat
It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (POO)
No hair, hair
No hair, hair
No hair, hair
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