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Song Parodies -> "No Hair"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"No Hair"

Parody Written by:

Jon Bobkinson

The Lyrics

If I should find a big but old cake
It's a waste to chuck it away
Losing it is like living in a world with no hair
pOhh

I'm here alone, didn't wanna wee
My fart won't move, I stink of feet
Wish there was cake so I can make you understand

But how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee

Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair

No hair, hair (pOhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (pOh hair)
No hair, hair

I walked, Iran, I jumped, I flew
Right off the ground, I float on poo
There's no pee to hold me down for real

But somehow I still fart inside
You took my cake, but I survived
I don't know chow, but I don't even have hair

So how do you expect me
To live my life drinking pee
'Cause my turd plops around you
It's so hard for me to wee


Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair
Got me out here in your daughter so deep
Tell me how you gonna be with your pee
If you ain't here, I just can't pee
It's no hair, no hair

No hair, hair (POhhh)
No hair, hair (Pooo)
No hair, hair (POh hair)
No hair, hair

PooOhhhhh baby
pOoohhhhh there’s no hair, no hair
Hay (pOhh) no hair (pOhhh)
Pooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
No peeing (No peeing)
Got me out here in your daughter’s sleep
Tell me how you gonna be without pee
If you ain't here, I just can't wee
It's no hair, no hair

Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair
Can't poo, can't pee with no hair
It's how I kneel whenever you got hair
It's no hair, no hair

Got me out here in your daughter so deep

Tell me how you gonna pee without me

If you got hair, I just can't eat

It's no hair, no hair
No hair, hair (POO)
No hair, hair
No hair, hair
No hair, hair

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