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Song Parodies -> "Fat Food"

Original Song Title:

"Tatoo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Food"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

Fat Food

Verse 1
No matter what you say about food
I keep comin back for more
I be searchin the menus, goin to venues
And find what I’m cravin for
No matter what you say about meat
Damn I just got to eat
To hell with the tofu, I want the soul food
I gotta get the turkey with greens
Corn, a side of some biscuits and a large sprite
Sorry but I’m not interested
In no black bean pie

Chorus
I can’t waste time so move it on over
Oh thank god I’m getting closer
I need to gets my hands on that burrito
Eat every second like there’s no tomorrow
Can’t look back gotta get to smashin
Hand me a fork, don’t need a napkin
Oh halleluiah, chicken to the rescue
I’m so addicted to this fat food
I love this fat food, I’ll always have you

Verse 2
I’m sick of grubbin on the same things
I need some variety
The same ole Doritos, value size Cheetos
I want some macaroni and cheese
Corn, a side of some biscuits and a large sprite
Sorry but I’m not interested
In no black bean pie

Chorus
I can’t waste time so move it on over
Oh thank god I’m getting closer
I need to gets my hands on that burrito
Eat every second like there’s no tomorrow
Can’t look back gotta get to smashin
Hand me a fork, don’t need a napkin
Oh halleluiah, chicken to the rescue
I’m so addicted to this fat food
I love this fat food, I’ll always have you


Bridge
If I eat every moment
I’ll slip in a coma
At least I had that stuff
That I crave for oh so much
I will never regret it
My most favorite dish
It’s why I’m never blue…

Chorus
I can’t waste time so move it on over
Oh thank god I’m getting closer
I need to gets my hands on that burrito
Eat every second like there’s no tomorrow
Can’t look back gotta get to smashin
Hand me a fork, don’t need a napkin
Oh halleluiah, chicken to the rescue
I’m so addicted to this fat food
I love this fat food, I’ll always have you….



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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Black bean pie?? I'll give you 111 for this!

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