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Song Parodies -> "Squirt"
Original Song Title:
"Hurt"
Original Performer:
Johnny Cash/Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails
Parody Song Title:
"Squirt"
Parody Written by:
Dr. BLT & Nine Inch Snails
The Lyrics
I love Nine Inch Nails, and I'm such a big Johnny Cash fan, I wrote and recorded Blackout, an entire tribute CD featuring songs about his life and music. So I want to assure both Trent Reznor, who wrote the song, Hurt, and the late Johnny Cash, who turned it into a classic, that I mean no disrespect.
Squirt: by Dr. BLT & Nine Inch Snails
I squirt myself today
My bladder could not hold
The pee I store inside
You see, I'm growin' old
Those Depends that I wear
They hide the nasty stain
Thank God for those Depends
They keep the spill contained
What have I become
That all depends
Everyone I know wears Depends
In the end
My diaper's leakin' now
I've even soaked my shirt
My bladder's gonna burst
Age will make you squirt
Yeah, age will make you squirt!
Folks ask me if I wear
Them boxers or them briefs
I have to say, "Depends."
But it is my belief
That diapers can be cool
Yeah, if you wear them well
And if you wear cologne
It even hides the smell
What have I become
A urine sponge, my friend
Everyone I know wears Depends
In the end
My diaper's leakin' now
I've even soaked my shirt
My bladder's gonna burst
Age will make you squirt
I squirt myself today
My bladder could not hold
The pee I store inside
You see, I'm growin' old
Those Depends that I wear
They hide the nasty stain
Thank God for those Depends
They keep the spill contained
What have I become
That all depends
Everyone I know wears Depends
In the end
My diaper's leakin' now
I've even soaked my shirt
My bladder's gonna burst
Age will make you squirt
Yeah, age will make you squirt!
Folks ask me if I wear
Them boxers or them briefs
I have to say, "Depends."
But it is my belief
That diapers can be cool
Yeah, if you wear them well
And if you wear cologne
It even hides the smell
What have I become
A urine sponge, my friend
Everyone I know wears Depends
In the end
My diaper's leakin' now
I've even soaked my shirt
My bladder's gonna burst
Age will make you squirt
The song is free/royalty free and can be heard via the link below:Squirt: Dr. BLT & Nine Inch Snails (c)2006 Broken Recordshttp://www.drblt.com/music/squirt.mp3 Web site:http://www.drblt.com
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This reads quite funny, and is very well written
This parody is all wet, but that's not a bad thing. 555
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