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Song Parodies -> "Cold Hard Zits"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hard Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Hard Zits"

Parody Written by:

Jet Mackoogan & The Good Night Band

The Lyrics

Its our first parody!!!! And Definately not our last. Hope you enjoy it!
Feeling these bumps gotta get a new ointment
I called dermotologist and made an appointment
Stridex is worthless it leaves my skin beat red
The ones on my forehead i've had since I was 10
Acne!

Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil

Pro Active sucks it wears off in an hour
And benzoyl peroxide comes off in the shower
Sometimes I pick them and they start bleeding
Don't read the clean & clear the box is misleading
Acne!

Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil

Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
Yeah!

Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil

Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil

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