Song Parodies -> Cold Hard Zits
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Hard Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Jet |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cold Hard Zits" |
| Parody Written by: | Jet Mackoogan & The Good Night Band |
Its our first parody!!!! And Definately not our last. Hope you enjoy it!
Feeling these bumps gotta get a new ointment
I called dermotologist and made an appointment
Stridex is worthless it leaves my skin beat red
The ones on my forehead i've had since I was 10
Acne!
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil
Pro Active sucks it wears off in an hour
And benzoyl peroxide comes off in the shower
Sometimes I pick them and they start bleeding
Don't read the clean & clear the box is misleading
Acne!
Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
Yeah!
Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil
I called dermotologist and made an appointment
Stridex is worthless it leaves my skin beat red
The ones on my forehead i've had since I was 10
Acne!
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil
Pro Active sucks it wears off in an hour
And benzoyl peroxide comes off in the shower
Sometimes I pick them and they start bleeding
Don't read the clean & clear the box is misleading
Acne!
Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
I got acne
Yeah!
Cold hard zits, getting all on my chin
And I got St. Ives cream, but it ain't working
Cold hard zits, searching through my face kit
And I got clearasil
Cold hard zits, dripping puss on my lips
And I got St. Ives cream, that isn't working
Cold hard zits, popping them with a clip
And I got clearasil
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