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Song Parodies -> "Strict Ass Nun"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hard Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Strict Ass Nun"

The Lyrics

Conflicting Religions just never seem to get along, do they?(Especially since I'm in a Catholic school and I pray to Buddha. They can't stop me!)
Gotta break out
Gotta run from detention
Got about five
And you know I don't enjoy it

Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody moping
I don't wanna feel bad and talk about what I've done, alright!

Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me

Gonna psyche her out
She's my latest affliction
Got caught snappin' towels
Had to get a detention

Gonna make me cry cause she's over controllin'
Don't wanna get snatched and taken to the dean swollen (ow!)

Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me

She wants to give me
Strict ass nun
Just a yell from her mouth
And I was on my face

Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating

Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me

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Jeff Kitts - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh...that must suck. Good song.
dan - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
buddha's nothin compared to God

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