-> "Great Scam Artist"
Original Song Title:
"Curbside Prophet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Great Scam Artist"
The Lyrics
I am a Great Scam Artist
To fool you I work the hardest
Pics of Bigfoot made my profits get large
I am a Great Scam Artist
At faking things I’m smartest
And I’ve got footage of Loch Ness, y’all… Hey
I got inspired by 40’s radio
When everyone believed in the UFOs
Now all my work’s featured on those TV shows
With some video of a Manbearpig right now on CBS
While CNN thinks that I simply jest
But they were once obsessed
With my Phantom Of Ozzfest
But now they think I’m fake
They think I’m fake
They think I’m fake, fake, fake, fake
I’m just a Great Scam Artist
I’m making monsters exist
And people all get so pissed when they’re not
I’m just a Great Scam Artist
You’ll see Mermaids in the Sea Mist
And I’ll swear to you that we’ve kissed, ya’ll… Hey
I’m hired by David Blaine’s press
Helping magicians
To make his hocus-pocus a much more impressive amount
Because it’s lame to just pull rabbits out of top hats
But once I’m done there I've got other plans
I’ll work on the fashion magazines
Featuring some new invention that gets sexy women in your jeans
While it’s obviously all make-believe
Still horny men listen, like when I pitched that Axe is divine
Raise up a toast, You got fooled by fake ghosts
When they all flew up from the grave
With their shrieks and their loud moans
From coast to the coast all the people get that in their post
So I am happy to boast
Because it’s the best occupation I’m the master of creation
I shot vampire bats who were going through transformation
To them it doesn’t matter if it’s made up
I’ll pull their leg, and get a million if I have luck
Cause I’m the Great Scam Artist
Got Atlantis down on my list
And I’m planning out a quick trip down there
Yeah, I’m the Great Scam Artist
And you’ve got to know the whole gist
Cause you see I simply am the best, y’all
I am the Great Scam Artist
No creature’s getting dismissed
You think that it’s just a myth till I bust
I am the Great Scam Artist
Got pictures of Basilisks
No news station’s going to resist it, Naw!
I run a small town business I’ve been open since Christmas
When I captured Santa Claus and his sleigh
All these suckers make me ritzy, which I spend on utilities
Costumes, masks and piles of video equipment all ready for editing
I’m on the News each night
Folks believe every sight
And they’re all afraid
“Slime creatures are creepy!”
All these other scam phonies are all angry and upset
They scream
“Oh, Damn you M-A-T-T!!!”
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Turning profits with my werewolf display
They saw blood dripping fangs and the howls bellow
A-Hey… Hey-ay!
Come see Martians on my videotapes
You can see the laser guns and their skin is yellow
I am the Great Scam Artist (Bucks!)
The Great Scam Artist (Punk’d!)
The Great Scam Artist (Fun!)
The Great Scam
(Oh ha ha!)
I’m the Great Scam Artist
And I am working here the hardest
Although guys aren’t the smartest
You’re fooled now!
Great Scams!
Hey there Sasquatch!
I’m a Great Scam Artist!
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